In terms of kayfabe only, what do wrestlers do during the week?

[MercuryHayes]

In his spare time, Heidenreich enjoys padded fists and San Francisco bathhouses

 

[BlackAchilles]

Iron Sheikh smokes hookah while debating the prices of oil futures with intelligent Jews like yourself

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Randy Orton moonlights for Wikileaks. Let that statement sit for a minute...

Orton is a big Trump supporter.

Did the Viper help hack the election?

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

Orton is a big Trump supporter.

Did the Viper help hack the election?

i don't even remember what the context behind this was lol

edit: i think it was an awol joke?

 

[mannyrs13]

What does Bray Wyatt do when it's not Monday night or Friday night?

He does Jojo.

 

[Goodbye World]

Brock dominates the UFC

 

[TL15]

 

[Rosecrans]

The Repo Man waits outside of Flair's apartment for his next assignment

 

[Cartier Murphy]

Imagine Braun giving Roman the instrumentals every day

Roman's grocery shopping

Roman's at a restaurant

Roman goes to use the restroom

You get the idea

 

[OmegaK2099]

He does Jojo.

He sure shut everyone up with that

 

[MenacingMonk]

Duke GOATse picks up the trash on Wednesdays and Saturdays.

Spark Plug Bob Holly participates in independent races.

The Sultan relaxes in a palace with fine ass Arabials.

Doing the Clown works kid partys. Dink helps with the midget toss games.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

They travel from town to town training and competing to move up the ranks to get that WWE title opportunity

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

They travel from town to town training and competing to move up the ranks to get that WWE title opportunity

Actually...yeah. In kayfabe that is exactly it.