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Yup, this is definitely that are. We went to a restaurant down the street, cacs bringing their "girlfriends":mjlol: in there, looking like Melania Trump, disgusted lmao. There were two or three tables of breh in there looking at all the ass strolling (pun intended) by. Some were pretty fine. Me and the wife are laughing, but mom was there, so again, we had to act like we had some sense. The broads were walking in, hollering at dudes, getting coffee and acting like they weren't advertising, and such. EXTRA thotted up. A few even had the Dr. Miami build a thot stimulus package. Mom was looking at a couple with the:scusthov: face lol. She goes back a day or two early, we might have to go back and see what's popping.:shaq:
 

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Yup, this is definitely that are. We went to a restaurant down the street, cacs bringing their "girlfriends":mjlol: in there, looking like Melania Trump, disgusted lmao. There were two or three tables of breh in there looking at all the ass strolling (pun intended) by. Some were pretty fine. Me and the wife are laughing, but mom was there, so again, we had to act like we had some sense. The broads were walking in, hollering at dudes, getting coffee and acting like they weren't advertising, and such. EXTRA thotted up. A few even had the Dr. Miami build a thot stimulus package. Mom was looking at a couple with the:scusthov: face lol. She goes back a day or two early, we might have to go back and see what's popping.:shaq:

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Been to D.R once ... The common theme with these third world countries is once the women find out your an American tourist, which they can pretty much tell. . you're pretty much a walking ticket to the US

Facts!!! And these dudes thinking they slaying and shyt :mjlol:

Another fact is that most of these women have a dominican husbando or boyfriend who does nothing but play dominoes and get drunk, and lives off of the money his wife gets from taking advantage of naive tourists who really think these girls are actually attracted to them...
 

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Facts!!! And these dudes thinking they slaying and shyt :mjlol:

Another fact is that most of these women have a dominican husbando or boyfriend who does nothing but play dominoes and get drunk, and lives off of the money his wife gets from taking advantage of naive tourists who really think these girls are actually attracted to them...

I hope you realize that majority of men who monger out there know this. The simps who think these hoes love them or like them are the ones that get no girls back home and begin to spoil these hoes.

Bottom line, for me its a nice getaway..i pay, i play. Come home and focus on my life here.
 

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Aight people, I'm back. Crazy day today. Wife had us do this multi part tour. Us, and a gang of Euro cacs:francis:, including this weird Russian cat who did crazy shyt the whole time, and English was beyond struggle. Here's a pic of his Moscow 11's I couldn't help but laugh at


Also, as is the trend, got hit up for money at every possible moment smh.

First up was a farm where we got to feed chickens and see some other animals. I got a kick out of it solely because I'm a city boy through and through, and I've never seen chickens up close. They probably get fed like this all day, so they were extra friendly and ran up on us lol.



So then, we went to this hut where they make statues out of limestone and other good rocks they have there. It was like a time share presentation, just shorter. The stuff was nice, but we packed light, and have no room for that shyt...had to control the wife. She seems determined to give away as much money as possible. Tipping everybody with their sob stories and shyt:stopitslime:

Then we got a demo of cock fighting :dame:, which is their 3rd national sport behind baseball and basketball:mindblown:



They have little arenas for this shyt. Dead serious smh.

Next, we got taken to another hut with a local woman who make coffee and cocoa from fresh coffee and cacao beans she grows. Brehs, not exaggerating, but this was the best coffee I ever had in my life:noah: A little sugar (local cane sugar:ahh:), no cream, and it was GODLIKE. Cocoa was similarly good. She hand ground and brewed some on the spot. Then, of course, we were offered to buy some. Wife snapped up 5 containers. Wasn't even mad :win:



Then, we went on the big part, a hike to the waterfall/jump off shyt. Cactivity for real:francis:
Found out we had to walk through streams and get wet
I had on my J's:snoop:, so I had to rent water shoes. I like to call them the What Are Those 11s:francis:(karma maybe for laughing at the Euro cac...)



We then went on a 25 minute hike, mostly looking like this



My feet were dying on those fukking rocks like 10 minutes in. Agony. Finally got to the "waterfall":shaq2:



Then had to wait 5 minutes (20) for the cacs that decided to jump and slide off that shyt to catch up and do their thing so we could go back. Finally, after that, we went back, I fukked myself up more and got back. I have never appreciated my Jordans more. After that ordeal, it felt like I was walking on air. Damage was done though.

Next, we ate lunch. Whatever. It was iight, but clearly some thrown together shyt for tourists.

Finally, we went to a cigar store where they grow and make their own cigars. Hand rolled in a natural leaf, dipped in cognac for a sweet taste:russ:. Seriously, the ferment theirs in wine, and fruit for flavoring I have zero interest in smoking, but was interested to see how it was done. The demo was cool



And then, as usual at these places, we were offered Mamajuana, their favorite drink. They get you buzzing before trying to sell you shyt:stopitslime:
So, right after that, we get a sales pitch and are funneled into the gift shop, with more statues and art, like everywhere else(these people are all clearly in cahoots, everywhere is the same shyt).

Here is a video showing some of the wares for sale:mjgrin:



After that, we had a long ass ride back to the condo, where I am now icing, popping pills, and silently cursing my wife for getting us into this shyt.
 
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