I swear we have this pic in our bathrooms where i work in the Medical Center. Apparently a lot of these foreign researchers and their staff don't know how to use toilets. I'll post a pic of the actual sign soon.
In the year of our lord in 2024, how do people not know how to wash they ass???
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That's the contemplate life pose
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Get r*ped by water, brehman i dont know about no digging in your butt kinda nonsense youre talking about
i own a bidet so i dont have those problems...
join the #jetset OP. stop wasting toilet paper
and quit doingthings in the shower
bidets are like $35 on amazon
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Finger pop your bussy brehs...
Who the fukk would sit the 1st way or the bottom right way
Straddling it is already some Butters from South Park type shyt.
People are nasty out there with terrible hygiene couldn’t be me tho
Even a bidet you still have to wipe your ass. Unless u just gonna sit there with the warming function on while water just drips off your ass. Thats gonna take awhile. Idk. I been uncrustable since the first time I ate ass. Her ass was so clean I had to make sure I wasn't the dirty one.
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@Jesus H. Christ do you consider this yr year?
when you make jokes like this, you just look insecure, and youre just announcing to the world that you dont wipe properly. the majority of bidets are adjustable. you dont just go from a drip to a full blast.
my bidet has a dial that can go from "water fountain" to "sand blaster" so you gotta figure out what youre comfortable with. it definitely takes some adjustment, but you get used to it, and its like being shower fresh every time.
when i first got it i still used TP. after a while you get the "feel"
for it down and you feel more "secure" about being clean. i still do a wipe if im not sure or if im super wet. im upgrading to one with a dryer soon. 
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Who the fukk would sit the 1st way or the bottom right way
Straddling it is already some Butters from South Park type shyt.
You'd think the concept of a chair wouldn't get lost..
#2 and #3 are the correct answers tho
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Aww this nïgga madwhen you make jokes like this, you just look insecure, and youre just announcing to the world that you dont wipe properly. the majority of bidets are adjustable. you dont just go from a drip to a full blast.
my bidet has a dial that can go from "water fountain" to "sand blaster" so you gotta figure out what youre comfortable with. it definitely takes some adjustment, but you get used to it, and its like being shower fresh every time.
when i first got it i still used TP. after a while you get the "feel"
Get outcho feelings
My cousin found a dildo in her fiances shaving kit. He told her he lathers it with soap and cleans his anal cavity.
She actually bought that excuse
She actually bought that excuse