Corey Matthews
All Star
Best pick up line in the world is..…...................................................................... Hi
Damn player you outchere snipin these girls in the heartNot a pickup line persay but here's two good flirtatious lines I used, both worked.
*she's wearing a ring on her right hand* Started off with a typical hey how you doing blah blah.
Me: "Hey, what hand do married people wear their rings on?"
Her: The left
Me: *Grin with small fistpump tiger woods style*.![]()
Her:you're funny
Got the number a little after
Another one you can use in a mall or store
Me: "You're not in here shopping for your boyfriend are you?"
Her: Haha no I don't have a boyfriend
Me: Oh really*continued from there*
The first one I thought of on the spot after seeing her hand, I dunno how it came to me but it's gold. Thank you fish oil tablets![]()


"Excuse me ma'am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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So "what that mouth do" doesn't work? Damn my uncle been telling shytty pick up lines thenOr maybe just something punny
So "what that mouth do" doesn't work? Damn my uncle been telling shytty pick up lines then
My go to game was always some "remember in 3rd grade when we stole super smash brothers from the school gymnasium" type shyt. I would call women by whatever name came to mind, pretend i already know them, and make them laugh saying absurd shyt. No need for lines if you have them laughing. Be the best part of a womans day and she will be on your team.Lol true but what if I cam up to you and said "my uncle is pretty crazy he is always going up to women asking them what that mouth do, what do you think about that? Do you think he needs psychotherapy?"No, lol I would think you don't know how to hold a real conversation.
You:"Excuse me ma'am, does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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