Inability to cook= Unwifable
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SirShaktus
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Look, I can kinda understand if you can't or struggle to cook.
To some folks, a stove is kryptonite.
it is what it is.
But the lack of desire to cook for your man?
To see the look on his face go from "
you made this for me, babe?" To "
My GOD, this woman can cook!" As a job well done?
To disregard the age old advice of "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach?"
Your man comes home from work and asks you what's for dinner and you go "
nikka, you got hands... make some shyt..."
And it's 8 at night... so he goes "I guess I gotta hit up that Jack in the Box Late Night munchie meal... AGAIN.
"
And worse, you expect your man to bring home a check, fix shyt around the house, fix a flat, change your oil, and fukk you til you pass out because "he's the man..." but you refuse to cook.
You seriously can't try?
Good luck finding the man of your dreams to provide for you and your kids while you whip up TV dinners or have Pizza Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.
Selfish ass bytch.
Enjoy the single life dressing up your cats in your 40s.
To some folks, a stove is kryptonite.
it is what it is.
But the lack of desire to cook for your man?
To see the look on his face go from "
you made this for me, babe?" To " My GOD, this woman can cook!" As a job well done?To disregard the age old advice of "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach?"
Your man comes home from work and asks you what's for dinner and you go "
nikka, you got hands... make some shyt..."And it's 8 at night... so he goes "I guess I gotta hit up that Jack in the Box Late Night munchie meal... AGAIN.
"And worse, you expect your man to bring home a check, fix shyt around the house, fix a flat, change your oil, and fukk you til you pass out because "he's the man..." but you refuse to cook.
You seriously can't try?
Good luck finding the man of your dreams to provide for you and your kids while you whip up TV dinners or have Pizza Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and Fridays.
Selfish ass bytch.
Enjoy the single life dressing up your cats in your 40s.
I will put her up against any woman except my mom. And that's only because my mom is better at cooking African dishes
Jone2three45
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Have you ever tried to avoid a womans cooking because the food is always horrible?
Imagine being in a relationship or even married to someone like that.
Imagine being in a relationship or even married to someone like that.
Does your family meet these "pawgs" you date
That would burn at my soul
hell no. I will eventually marry a lighskinned or a mixed black woman.
at this point it's 50/50.From your posting, i'm calling
I'm happy with my chick so who knows
Maxine Shaw
#ColiFam gave more $ 2 my students than my school
But if you only signed up for afterschool tutoring only to have the snack they serve....couldn't you have used that time instead to make food?
Not without money. Money buys shyt like food. You knew that, right?
It's also kind of hard to cook for just one person, or even two people.
Do you know how hot it gets in Texas? Hell, yeah, he should call AAA. Good on the dude for having roadside assistant. The only time it would be a problem is if he was doing nothing while I was changing the tire. That's just lazy.
In my book, a woman who can't cook, listen, blow and fukk isn't wife material.
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Never been with a woman who couldn't cook.
I consider them useless.
I consider them useless.
Entropy Fan
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Thats like a dude saying i can cook and clean and sew, women gonna be fawning over me.
Be 25+ and have basic gender roles old as mankind confused brehettes
That level of retarded logic should earn you some disability checks
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