Incel finally snaps after being in friend zone too long

[The Phoenix]

 

[Pure Water]

This shyt made me itch.

 

[Lhark]

Bruh screamed at her and sped off "AHHHHH "

 

[REdefinition]

Thecoli calls everything fake lol. There's no way to know and yes, I believe 100% there are people who act just like this.

 

[JT-Money]

Hey bruh. I’m just messing with you. Every man has to do what works for them.

I’m just saying that as you get further from college and high school being single and getting laid require some strategy. unless you just want to fukk lower tier women.

Having a few female friends who you don’t want to fukk will lead you to all sorts of women who you do want to fukk. It’s automatic social currency. It’s proof you aren’t a creeper. It makes other women jealous. They can give you tips on dressing, smelling good, fight hoes for you that you can’t slap up without going to jail, and on and on.

And as long as you’re not thirsty you will end up fukking some of them anyway.

Yep. My married female friends will hook you up with so many chicks it's ridiculous. For some reason women hate to see other women single. So if they know a guy that's a good catch they'll throw you an alley oop. You don't even have to put in much work because she's already vouched for you.

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

This is why having a roster is important.

Man done watch too many dramas on Netflix. Calm down

 

[Ahadi]

He watched too many Disney channel movies

 

[Umoja]

Only thing that could have made it more embarrassing is if it stalled or, worse, if he had to push start it.

 

[Rembrandt]

Had to come back for the yell lmao

 

[number21]

Hey bruh. I’m just messing with you. Every man has to do what works for them.

I’m just saying that as you get further from college and high school being single and getting laid require some strategy. unless you just want to fukk lower tier women.

Having a few female friends who you don’t want to fukk will lead you to all sorts of women who you do want to fukk. It’s automatic social currency. It’s proof you aren’t a creeper. It makes other women jealous. They can give you tips on dressing, smelling good, fight hoes for you that you can’t slap up without going to jail, and on and on.

And as long as you’re not thirsty you will end up fukking some of them anyway.

I will keep this in mind. Thanks breh.

 

[...o3]

...posting so i can find this thread and laugh again on my lunch break.

 

[Jx2]

The way that nikka still checked over his shoulder to make sure it wasn’t any traffic coming before he peeled back out got me rolling.

you know a few blocks down after peeling off he was like this

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

What show is this ?

American Gods

 

[Flawdaboi]

LOOOOOOOOOL

Boy about to start doggin there hoes sum serious.....

 

[Box Factory]

It would be 100% worth the risk of injury to not wear that helmet on that bike

The helmet bumps the whole look up to a 10 outta 10 on the dork scale