Incel Pick Up Lines page on Twitter, whole other levels of pathetic

[Crayola Coyote]

Yeah making fun of men that are frustrated with women. How hilarious

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Everything took a weird turn after 2016

5 years in and it’s spooky
Imagin 2026

Nah I'd say 2009. Around the time when smartphones became the primary mode of accessing the internet.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Yeah making fun of men that are frustrated with women. How hilarious

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I don't even know what you're saying any more.

You said 6 and 7 figure people struggle to get laid if they're socially awkward.

Now you're saying they'd struggle if they didn't pay.



Yeah, no shyt.

The fact of the matter is if you have money there is women out there that will do literally anything you ask, and don't give a fukk who you are. Because they're in it for the money, not your personality or how "cool" you are.

Where do you think the term sugar daddy comes from?
You think old ass Hugh Hefner had 100 dimes around him at all times because he was so cool?

Fred.

Why the hell would you want a woman that wants you for your money

 

[Crayola Coyote]

What’s wrong with,

“Hello, how are you?”

Cause it never works.

 

[Crayola Coyote]

I don’t blame none of these guys for acting this way. Men always gotta come up with everything to attract women online and off line. I remember I went to some spot in Miami say this girl, went up to her to ask for her number she said she didn’t have a phone or a Snapchat knowing it was there on the table as she took pics. But women don’t gotta approach men or even do anything. Don’t come here telling me “oh you must be ugly” fukk off with that.

 

[aboss4real24]

Iv seen some of this said right here on thecoli

 

[SupaHotIce]

Incels are coli's second favorite thing behind pawgs

 

[Shadow King]

No man, we're talking about two different things.

I'm talking about sex as a financial transaction. You cats are talking about sex in the context of dating, or interacting with females where a lack of social skills would come into play.

If you're just trying to get laid none of that other shyt matters. All you need is money. If you want more (which is where these incels fukk up) then yeah, money alone ain't gonna do it.

Fred.

The problem is people will tell you "it doesn't count".

You still gotta unwrap the ass and make sure she ain't funky.

Still gotta strap up and hope the condom doesn't break.

Still gonna nut.

But cats will say it doesn't count

 

[Treblemaka]

Ya'll ever seen a dude hit on a woman and when she rejects him he says:

"you're basic anyway"
"You not even that fine"
"Whatever, Bxtch"

It's the same weak shxt, guys are just doing it online now.

 

[Shadow King]

The mascot one isn't that bad. Isn't the name of the game to direct conversation to a sexual tome to eliminate weak/mixed messaging?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I don’t blame none of these guys for acting this way. Men always gotta come up with everything to attract women online and off line. I remember I went to some spot in Miami say this girl, went up to her to ask for her number she said she didn’t have a phone or a Snapchat knowing it was there on the table as she took pics. But women don’t gotta approach men or even do anything. Don’t come here telling me “oh you must be ugly” fukk off with that.

So you just randomly went up to a stranger
Asked for a number
Got told no and then you mad at the women?

Fred

 

[Phantum]

Yeah making fun of men that are frustrated with women. How hilarious

Breh you always in character, no days off

 

[RARI_Godwind]

What’s wrong with,

“Hello, how are you?”

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

this is still the funniest Incel post I've seen

It’s bacon time