Incurable STIs, brehs

[Sterling Archer]

My cousin got a call from the new girl he started hooking up with and she claimed he gave her herpes. He was shook for a week because he didn't know. His recent ex also called him while he was waiting on results bytching at him because she found out she had it. At this point, he just reserved himself to knowing he has herpes and gotta live with it plus calling other girls to let them know.

Gets called in for his workup, goes as a formality of it, knowing what it said. And BOOM. Non reactive, 100% clean. nikka was . Told him to go somewhere else and do it all over again to be sure nikka cause this would be the finesse of the century. Went elsewhere and BOOM!! All clean again. Man he felt so blessed and I had to remind him that these two dirty ass bytches blamed him and they got it themselves. He even let me send the text messages for him lighting them bytches up.

I ended it calling him a dirty dikk ass dude and he needs to straighten up because even though he dodged a bullet, the last two women he was with had herpes. That should let you know how you're supposed to move out here. Protect yourself at all times. At the moment he is a born again virgin. Seriously.

 

[King of Creampies]

I don’t know

I’m goig purely off googling symptoms. I don’t know wth is going on.

Ok first relax and wait for those results. Freaking out on the Coli isn't going to get you an answer a professional diagnosis can give you.

So just chill for now and wait. Seriously.

 

[Sugar]

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[Another Man]

Go out like willy lump lump brehs

 

[Doobie Doo]

Be a Herppopotamus, brehs

just take zinc and L lysine and cure it

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

There’s actually dating sites dedicated to people with stds.

Or he can not have sex. My point was his life isn’t over. Sex should be the last thing on his mind anyway

 

[Gully Bull]

There’s actually dating sites dedicated to people with stds.

Or he can not have sex. My point was his life isn’t over. Sex should be the last thing on his mind anyway

he doesn't have to be upfront with women that already have herpes. A woman without isn't going to fukk with him 99.9% of the time

 

[yardman]

 

[Rockstar Mom]

he doesn't have to be upfront with women that already have herpes. A woman without isn't going to fukk with him 99.9% of the time

Well he’s clearly had more than enough sex I’m his life. He’ll be fine either way.

 

[Blankthawtz]

 

[Lotsford]

I was sushi gang for like a year, came out unscathed. But after my roommate getting chlamydia and just general thinking, I realise I can't stay lucky forever.

Now if shorty even wants top, we're getting together first lol.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Don’t trip OP, you’re about to be ribbed for her pleasure.

 

[No Hook]

a lot of these brehs running around wild not realizing that herpes can be transmitted even with a condom

as i've gotten older, i've turned down that ONS box precisely cuz i'm paranoid when it comes to this

You can also have unprotected sex and not get herpes

 

[Carlton Banks]

Use condoms and be upfront with your partners.

Why do y'all women continue to give horrible advice?

At first I laughed, but then I'm like... She really believes this shyt

Y'all advice be morally right, but effectively wrong... Every single time

 

[LastEmperor2k2]

Dude if you got herpes relax

1 in 5 people do

You’ll be fine