India Wants To Use Flesh Eating Turtles To Rid The Ganges Of Decomposing Bodies

[50CentStan]

Wasnt there a hindu nationalist loser on this site. Easily the WOAT country.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Putting man-eating sea turtles in the river where thousands bathe AND drink everyday?

Eh what could go wrong?

 

[ig88]

What in the fukk.

 

[Kal-El]

They should just throw gasoline in there and light that bytch up

 

[Lord Beasley]

breh in here caping for nasty ass corrupt ass adolescent rapin ass india. they still killin brehs over steaks?

 

[InGodWeTrust]

I heard that if your plane flies over India, you can smell the fukkery coming through the a/c in the cabin

Curry smelling nastiness

 

[Michael's Black Son]

India

Home of the DooDoo Beach

 

[DJSmooth]

the indian medical tourism industry was worth about 3 billion usd like 4 years ago. its not a joke. theres a reason why everyone goes to india for surgery and treatment when all else fails in the rest. plus one of india's major exports is Doctors. dont be acting all shocked and suprised now, we have doctors from india driving taxis in north america plus every 6th doctor's surname is Patel or Raj

I'd never trust an Indian doctor. If they are anything like school and work their whole medical training was probably fabricated and probably cheated their way through school.

 

[GoFlipAPack]

I saw a documentary about this shyt. I damn near threw up. Dead rotting cows and shyt too and people right next to them bathing and drinking.

 

[Calmye]

This people are fukking idiots. They are knowingly poising their own water source


Let these idiots die off

 

[Samori Toure]

They should just throw gasoline in there and light that bytch up

With all of that decomposing shyt in that river there is no need of gasoline to make it burn.

 

[Splash]

One place I will never, ever go.

 

[Splash]

And how you half cremate someone

 

[Concerned Citizen]

This shyt is hilarious on so many levels.

Anybody wondering about the ecological damage from introducing the turtles? I’m not familiar with the Ganges but if those turtles are on some apex predator shyt with an abundant food supply then the population would sky rocket and fukk up whatever ecosystem the river has left. Also, you know those turtles are gonna be bitting chunks off of the living people in the river which should be interesting. Also, it might make the Ganges look cleaner and mitigate the problem to an extent but pathogens coming from dead people and animals in the water will always be a problem if they don’t address the actual practice of putting them in the river.

This does sound like an ill concept for a dark and gritty international reboot for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles tho

 

[richaveli83]

I heard that if your plane flies over India, you can smell the fukkery coming through the a/c in the cabin