Indian Scammer just called me and I roasted him for 3 minutes.

[Woodrow]

YEARS ago (i'm talking like 8-10 years ago... and you'll see why the timing is important below) i got a call from someone saying they were the FBI, and if i didnt pay off a string of felony-level violations immediately, they were going to show up to my job and arrest me that same day.

at first i freaked out.

"how much do i owe? "
"$1,500, sir. "
"i don't have that kind of money! can i call you back!?"

then i stop and look at the phone. they were calling from utah.

they call me back. first i asked them what the felonies were. then i asked how come i never received any court dates, summons or arrest warrants. then i told them i wasn't paying shyt and they should come put the cuffs on me.

he hangs up on. so now i'm really feeling myself. I CALL THEM BACK. i'm laughing, clowning, daring dude to put some action behind their threats.

all of a sudden his voice drops to a whisper and he says: "we're gonna get you, you motherphucker ."

hangs up.
i call the number back and it makes that nasty noise you get when you call a fax machine.

not gonna lie. for the next 10 months i was terrified that these spammers were gonna ruin my life.

 

[cobra]

you forgot who is vice president

he and his squad might actually pull up in a couple weeks

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Recently told a pushy indian recruiter to 'do the needful and step ya soft skills up my friend'

Told him I'd I'd respond to his email once I'm not driving, and he got mad OD aggressive talmbout " just sign it, just sign the right to represent form" "It is very simple my friend" "do it now"

Told him to go fukk his mothers goat with his father's face and hung up lol.

Bruh would've got stole on doing that shyt in person though

 

[Vandelay]

No recording?

Might give out my first neg.

 

[old pig]

dead off the title

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

nothing funnier than being called an american sunz-of-beech and having these ugly MFers threaten to fukk my mother with some sacred animal's organ. nikkas cant cuss or throw insults for shyt

 

[old pig]

these stories tho

 

[null]

'burn of the nap
c'mon

'burn of the nap
yeah

'burn of the nap
oh my god

'burn of the nap
you know that he'll be back

he lied to you

 

[humminbird]

I remember one guy called me and tried to get my social I told him I’m fukking call me in 10 minutes and hung up

he called back

 

[Robbie3000]

I have fun with them when they call. I act really scared and then proceed to make them repeat questions for like 15 minutes. I frustrate the shyt out of them to the long they want to hang up, but they can’t.

I finally let them know that I’m wise to the scam and they cuss me out in broken English and hang up.

 

[CopiousX]

I once roasted a guy from Japan so bad that he hit the and actually said "why i never..."



I dont remember everything I said to him as this was many years ago but I do remember roasting him on the topic of godzilla too.

I was like "man I don't know how yall do it. Every time yall rebuild something, Godzilla comes on shore and wrecks all that stuff again. Yall niccas might as well move. Give up the whole island"

I went on and on with the Godzilla thing too

 

[MajesticLion]

actually having conversations with them
even answering the phone

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Should had brought Kitboga in the cut:

 

[ALonelyDad]

I always play along, its fun

 

[pickles]

You realize your phone number is going to be blasted with even more calls right?