Instant $1,000,000 but you take 1 mid sized L once a week

Do you take the $?

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richaveli83

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Oh no, my good Sir, I’m not trying to live in Final Destination movie. You can go ahead and keep that demonic aśs 1 million


Them medium Ls would merge like voltron
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So are we sizing the L by the size of its immediate impact? Or total impact?

Cuz like, imagine you land a 1st date w/ the woman of your dreams who is also super compatible w/ you...but you forget your wallet so she has to pay. 1st medium sized L. Then the next week, you pick her up on a date, and you accidentally rear end another car at a stop light. That's technically another medium L. This woman fukks w/ you so much, she gives you a date redo, and you spill your drink all over yourself.

Technically, this is just 3 medium Ls. But as the sum of their parts its a gargantuan L :jbhmm:.

There's no way I'm taking that mill if that situation above could happen.
 

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L L One Million is a walking L, mess up anybody so decline to chill. So negative, the constant drip, demonic suffering. Bet he wish he never got that mail...



Stop and think:

Would you want to be around a person like this? That energy is contagious, its why one of the Laws of Power is "Cut off the sick and unlucky". Also things compound, your proposal is the equivalent of death by a thousand papercuts. Even for 100 mil you'd have people ready to call it quits after a few months of consistently getting the short end of the stick.

You flash your Rollie. The bezel falls off. Go to jump in the Lamby, the brakes stop working. Meet a fly girlie, drop your phone in the toilet.


That or they may achieve transcedence by becoming immune to the suffering and then the money won't mean a thing but that would take a special kind of person who'd never take the deal in the first place. I don't think any sane person would.
 
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You get $1,000,000 tax free instantly sent to your checking account but you WILL take 1 medium sized L once a week.

Once you take the money it’s for life and there’s no backing out

Medium sized Ls to me are:
Losing your wallet
Missing your flight
Getting dumped
Breaking phone
Etc

It’s random and you never know when it’s coming but you will be guaranteed one L during a 7 day period :mjlol:

Y’all doing it?
This stuff happens to me all the time anyway losing wallets missing flights and breaking phones. :mjlol:
 

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This stuff happens to me all the time anyway losing wallets missing flights and breaking phones. :mjlol:

There is a high possibility you're going against the grain of what you should be doing and are out of sync with yourself. Next time this happens note whats occurring at the moment, the intent, the events and also pay attention to when days are smooth to re-calibrate your spiritual GPS.
 

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I'll pass, that'd be like water drip torture. (I forgot the actual name. But people go crazy after a while anticipating that drop to hit them and every time the drop of water feels more like an anvil.

You not gonna have me in Target having a mental breakdown because my phone dropped on isle 3. :pachaha:
 

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Nah cuz the universe would get bored and would start sending me increasingly more varied medium sized Ls to keep it fresh.

Like one week I bite into an apple and a random tooth falls out and then next week while having an important business meeting I shart myself in front of everyone.

That final destination shyt would add up and make me paranoid and afraid to go anywhere or do anything.
 
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