Internet astrology has become a side hustle for crazy hoes hasnt it?

[th_412]

I seen a couple hoes transition from doing pyramid scheme MLMs to reading tarot cards and horoscopes


From one scam to the next




On some real shyt tho it do gotta be an easy hustle just tell your sucker ass friends they gonna come up on a perfect boyfriend cuz they a saggatarius



of course you gotta hope none of them remember it a year later when they still single and looking at you like

 

[Buzzed Lightyear]

What if you were supposed to be born in the beginning of March but was 6 weeks premature?

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

 

[Crayola Coyote]

“You a sagittarius?? Ohhh ma GAWD!! You are like this”




I absolutely hate that shyt…

bunch of goofy ass hoes

 

[Charlie Hustle]

Some of these women are extra confused. First they’re star seeds and they’re talking to their spirit family now they’re tarot readers and they can “see” everything except their own demise. FAFO.

 

[MMS]

My shyt describes me perfectly. And I hate it

it's not that it does, it's just set up in such a way that you believe it so you unintentionally try to confirm it.

the suggestion is how they hook you, the possibility it could be true

 

[jay83]

Same with women who use energy crystals.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I remember when Op side hustle was memorizing porn star dikk sizes and he was so proud of his skill he became the dikkopedia. Spitting out stats and measurements at random

I'd say crystals are far better.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I remember when Op side hustle was memorizing porn star dikk sizes and he was so proud of his skill he became the dikkopedia. Spitting out stats and measurements at random

I'd say crystals are far better.

I helped a lot of men u bish. Im an honorary Urologist u slut

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Some of these women are extra confused. First they’re star seeds and they’re talking to their spirit family now they’re tarot readers and they can “see” everything except their own demise. FAFO.

The woman who inspired this thread life is in chaos. And she got women looking to her for advice. Shyt is

And watch what u dap

 

[rabbid]

Yeah i had to unfollow that gaia chick on twitter. She's been career single for like 3+ years now and still broadcasting how single and healing she is like damn how long it take when you out here giving so much relationship advice everyday and daily horoscope reads?

Talk about something else

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I helped a lot of men u bish. Im an honorary Urologist u slut

Indeed you are rainman but instead of numbers it's dikks you specialize in.

Your father must be proud his son can name the length and girth of another man from memory.

 

[Tony D'Amato]

Indeed you are rainman but instead of numbers it's dikks you specialize in.

Your father must be proud his son can name the length and girth of another man from memory.

Stop trying to turn this thread into dikks, u h0mo. U projecting your down low behavior on others.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

The woman who inspired this thread life is in chaos. And she got women looking to her for advice. Shyt is

And watch what u dap

I warn people all the time that some doors aren't meant to be opened....

 

[Gobie1kenobie]

What is going on in this thread lol. I will say this, if you looked at me you would never know that I'm into it but I don't use it for love because i dont think theyre any different from those podcast "relationship" gurus, I use it for career moves for my side business. No one knows in real life that I use it for that because I don't want to be looked at as some kind of nut. I don't use it to run my life but more like advice you can either take or leave