I'm bugging then. Should be outta here within the next two months.
I'm from the fukkery capital of the U.S., FLawda, so the weather here is not what I call good.
Rather have seasonal rain showers and occasional hurricanes than monsoons and snow.
(I also miss being at sea level.
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It's high-key a lot of crime and fukkery here too.
FLawda gets a bad rap but this place is way worse:
- Meth- and crackheads running round in the middle of the street
- Homeless folks running up on you when you're in the drive-thru
- Maytag appliance-shaped Messican women and very few black people
- Can't-drive-ass motherfukkers with their dusty ass cars on these raggedy-ass roads everywhere
As for outdoor shyt, not really, but we'll be going out into the mountains in the next week or two on the regular.
I just hope them Hills Have Eyes cacs don't kill and eat my black behind.
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Least favorite state of all time, just below Mississippi and then Alabama. I'm just out here getting certs for the new job. 
These nikkas gonna come spin their own narrative but I’ll give ya a never before seen on thecoli.com exclusive on my life
