Introducing the Simp of the Week

[Saiyajin]

how long did he think he could pull this off?
if he sat down for 15 seconds and thought it through he would have just laughed and came back to reality.

or just jerked off before he did it

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

or just jerked off before he did it

true, that post nut clarity could have saved him.

 

[MsReal]

You got to fake it till you make it

 

[Canon]

lock these simps up

 

[King Poetic]

How you make your signature so long

using the font size

 

[Vonte3000]

This girl must be amazing

 

[Swagnicious]

I swear this was done on a Kenan and Kel episode....

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

I really need to see what this bytch look like for dude to risk prison for that ass.

This the craziest shyt I ever heard a man do for some ass!!

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

I swear this was done on a Kenan and Kel episode....

nikka sound like Seth rogan movie or some shyt

 

[Buckeye Fever]

48 years old

These old broke dudes really need to quick

In the words of the GOAT, "It's all over, take it like a man"

 

[ChiefQueen]

Goals Where do I find me a gentleman like this?

 

[lightbearerchef]

This reminds me of when dmx stole them ppl car at tha airport & they was like "im gonna call tha police" & he was like "i am tha law"

 

[Lo-Co]

Imagine the gf face when they told her that wasn't her car

When they told her that wasn't his house


When they told her he wasn't rich

 

[The Wolf Among You]

+ + =

nikka look like he don't regret a damn thing.

 

[Originalman]

He's too old to be this much of a fool

Was she fine? Did she have a fat ass? Depends on how good she looks...