Inviting a dude over w/o telling him you're on your period appreciation thread

[Sansprix]

Me: "I'm cramping baby, can you go make me a bowl of icecream"



Him: *If I do everything she asks maybe she'll give me some mouth*

Me: Look at this simp ass nikka

If a dude tries that I'll hit 'em with a good ole guilt trip. "Oh so we can't just cuddle? Really you gonna try that knowing I don't feel good? You always trying to fukk. Is this what you think of me? Get out and lose my number if that's how you gonna be. "

He'll be like "nah baby, lemme get you some more ice cream, rub your feet a little bit."

I love this side of you @colicolicoli!!

 

[Ohene]

I'll be laid all up on you so you can't move without it being incredibly awkward and I'd make sure your phone was on the coffee table thats just a lil bit out of reach.

unless you wait 300 pounds i'm bouncing you the fukk off me

grabbing my phone and texting in your face wwith my hard dikk pressed against your ass in the meantime.

"I'm just texting my patna, we working out early tomorrow morning so I might have to bounce "

 

[Amy Traphouse]

Lol @colicolicoli u know ur easily replaceable right? Unless ur dealin w a serious simp w zero self respect, if that's the case then respect

If the dude was really bout gettin them drawls, he'd fix her ice cream and pretend to like Toy Story 3 while we cuddle...then when the box airs out he'd come thru with the timbs and lay serious pipe

Chess brehs, chess.

 

[Taadow]

If he try to ask for some mouth, hit him with that "nah I got a headache from my period, let's just cuddle."

He'll be sitting there with the face watching Finding Nemo with me until I fall asleep.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj9qN-4qrlk#t=2m8s

 

[Token]

@colicolicoli Your threads kill me. I love you.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

@colicolicoli Your threads kill me. I love you.

go back to sleep

 

[Token]

go back to sleep

I haven't been to bed yet nikka!!!!!!!!

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

I haven't been to bed yet nikka!!!!!!!!

 

[Black Magisterialness]

girls are so demonic for this


if you ain't my main chick im NOT coming over just to comfort you, trick. Gas damn near $5, eff coming over just to chill.

 

[Mountain]

girls are so demonic for this


if you ain't my main chick im NOT coming over just to comfort you, trick. Gas damn near $5, eff coming over just to chill.

Right, all that cuddling sht is for wifey only. If a bytch aint fckin as soon as i touch down because she has a headache or whatever, ill buy her some aspirin (if the stores close by), talk to her for about 10 mins, txt a hoe thats in commission, then bounce.

 

[Why-Fi]

personally I will chill with you and I won't bother you for neck or nada. it might go too far and I have a weak stomach. so whether its a lie or not, play the period card I just take the L no questions asked

however, I'm not cuddling. if its my rest I will treat you like a guest and get you ice cream, but i pick the movie. your place you are on your own, and I want a bowl too

 

[Mars Blackmon]

If he try to ask for some mouth, hit him with that "nah I got a headache from my period, let's just cuddle."

He'll be sitting there with the face watching Finding Nemo with me until I fall asleep.

This is just wrong Going to a girls crib like then she gives you the red light, and you don't want to leave because it's too obvious and a$$hole like so you're stuck there looking like while she's eating chocolate thinking

 

[James Carter]

@colicolicoli

 

[Kings County]

haha

 

[Jesus H. Christ]

ay yo @colicolicoli