Iowa: Pump Up The Caucus

[MushroomX]

New NYT Results.

Donald J. Trump	2,035​	52.8%		No delegates—
Ron DeSantis	824​	21.4		No delegates—
Nikki Haley	682​	17.7		No delegates—
Vivek Ramaswamy	278​	7.2		No delegates—
Ryan Binkley	23​	0.6		No delegates—
Asa Hutchinson	5​	0.1		No delegates—
Chris Christie	3​	0.1		No delegates—
Other	3​	0.1		No delegates—

 

[Gifted one]

"Fights for people like me"

"Can defeat Joe Biden"

"Shares my values"

People in Iowa don't care about policy, they just voting on who they'd want to hang with most

 

[MAKAVELI25]

well, looks like it's official. barring a heart attack, the biggest loser in American politics is the Republican '24 nominee

But I thought you said Meatball was "on track to win Iowa."

Where is that energy, Mamba?

 

[the cac mamba]

But I thought you said Meatball was "on track to win Iowa."

Where is that energy, Mamba?

i said trump had a 60/40 chance of beating meatball. looks like it was higher

 

[Lord Beasley]

Caucasians caucused and chose that pos trump. Go figure

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

man trump running the table

Not surprising. Deranged Trump voters are the ones most likely to go out in a snowstorm to stand in groups voting for their chosen Republican bum.

Caucuses are dumb as hell.

 

[MushroomX]

Update... 37% in.

Donald J. Trump	22,020​	52.00%​
Ron DeSantis	8,549​	20.2​
Nikki Haley	8,148​	19.2​
Vivek Ramaswamy	3,259​	7.7​
Ryan Binkley	251​	0.6​
Asa Hutchinson	63​	0.1​
Chris Christie	18​	<0.1​
Other	36​	0.1​

 

[Secure Da Bag]

Update... 37% in.

Donald J. Trump	22,020​	52.00%​
Ron DeSantis	8,549​	20.2​
Nikki Haley	8,148​	19.2​
Vivek Ramaswamy	3,259​	7.7​
Ryan Binkley	251​	0.6​
Asa Hutchinson	63​	0.1​
Chris Christie	18​	<0.1​
Other	36​	0.1​

Who the hell is Ryan Binkley?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

New NYT Results.

Donald J. Trump	2,035​	52.8%		No delegates—
Ron DeSantis	824​	21.4		No delegates—
Nikki Haley	682​	17.7		No delegates—
Vivek Ramaswamy	278​	7.2		No delegates—
Ryan Binkley	23​	0.6		No delegates—
Asa Hutchinson	5​	0.1		No delegates—
Chris Christie	3​	0.1		No delegates—
Other	3​	0.1		No delegates—

who the fucc is Ryan Binkley

 

[Wild self]

Trump is like red meat and cocaine on a BBQ grill to these CACs

 

[Robbie3000]

This is going to be a wild ass year. Trump will have wrapped up this primary by the time his first trial ends.

 

[Piff Perkins]

Trump rolled them despite having no real ground game compared to DeSantis or Vivek. Tells you everything you need to know.

The idea that any woman on the planet is beating Trump in a contest is laughable btw. He's gonna have everyone hating Haley before this is done.

 

[Piff Perkins]

 

[Worthless Loser]

Trump sounds soooo..................normal right now,

 

[the next guy]

Why is trump being so calm