iPhone user sues Apple for turning him gay

[ÆTHER]

What a time to be alive. Russians blaming a fruit phone for turning them into a mango

 

[Strapped]

 

[BrothaZay]

Sue people for making your life better brehs

 

[Take It In Blood]

Apple stands for Apple Bottom

 

[bigdaddy88]

iSissies IPhone Cases - CafePress

 

[yardman]

That cac had a guyphone not an iPhone​

 

[Ziggiy]

 

[Kane1]

What now......




I say.......WHAT NOW






They should beat the shyt out of this dude for this dumb shyt

 

[Kane1]

Sue people for making your life better brehs

Apple stands for Apple Bottom

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Sue people for making your life better brehs

 

[Gold]

“I thought, indeed, how can I judge something without trying it? And decided to try same-sex relationships,”

WHAAAAT????

 

[AquaCityBoy]

#GoogSetDroidGang

 

[Neuromancer]

Was he saying the cryptocurrency turned him gay?

 

[L&HH]

That's some bullshyt but Apple's lawyers probably don't get out of bed for no 15k so he might get some free money if they don't toss his suit.

The problem is they’ll then open themselves up to other frivolous suits. You gotta nip shyt like this in the bud and establish legal precedent to prevent any further fukkery

 

[OVER]

The problem is they’ll then open themselves up to other frivolous suits. You gotta nip shyt like this in the bud and establish legal precedent to prevent any further fukkery

Yeah, that's true but there are real-life instances of people suing for small sums and getting paid just because it's cheaper for the party they are suing to cut them a check than for them to put their lawyers to work.

I remember there was a sitcom episode, I want to say Married With Children where the characters thought they could launch an unchallenged small claim and it blew up on them when a corporate lawyer actually showed up.