Ironic Rap Lines/Songs?

[QamYasharahla]

Pac is the greatest, but he's got a few of them that come to mind.

From the track 'Friends':

'Aint no nikka like me/
fukk Jay-Z
He's broke and I smoke daily

Irony: Jay-Z has has a net worth of over $600 million while Pac allegedly died with 100K in the bank and didn't own most things he had in his own name.

From the track 'U Don't have To Worry':

Track about people being scared to hang with, and particularly ride with Pac in fear of someone trying to kill him.

Irony: Pac was shot and killed while riding in a car with Suge Knight on September 7, 1996.

Jay-Z

From the track 'Off That':

Tell them haters get off me, the Cris' we off that
Timb's we off that, rims we off that


Irony: Picture from the Empire State of Mind video from the same album:

List some more...

 

[Farrinto]

"As for y'all MC's, whoever write your rhymes might as well hold your microphone, that's how I feel if it ain't your own" - Sheek Louch, signed to a person who uses ghostwriters.

 

[PaperEnterprise]

Pac is the greatest, but he's got a few of them that come to mind.

From the track 'Friends':

'Aint no nikka like me/
fukk Jay-Z
He's broke and I smoke daily

Irony: Jay-Z has has a net worth of over $600 billion while Pac allegedly died with 100K in the bank and didn't own most things he had in his own name.

From the track 'U Don't have To Worry':

Track about people being scared to hang with, particularly ride with Pac in fear of someone trying to kill him.

Irony: Pac was shot and killed while riding in a car with Suge Knight on September 7, 1996.

Jay-Z

From the track 'Off That':

Tell them haters get off me, the Cris' we off that
Timb's we off that, rims we off that


Irony: Picture from the Empire State of Mind video from the same album:

List some more...

Really?

 

[Redwing80]

Game - Making a whole album dedicated to being Dr Dre's protege, name dropping him in every song

Irony: no Dre beats on the album

 

[Homer Simpson]

young hov

 

[QamYasharahla]

Really?

Clearly a typo.

 

[AntLive1981]

Pun- "I just lost 100 pounds I'm tryin to live, I ain't goin no where!

 

[UpAndComing]

"I'm the Greatest of all time"- Jay-Z

Ironically, you're not

 

[UpAndComing]

Pun- "I just lost 100 pounds I'm tryin to live, I ain't goin no where!

That's cold

 

[Won Won]

"You won't be around next year" - Craig Mack

 

[VegasCAC]

DMX-

Life is too short to get caught up in some dumb shyt
Wake up one day, 40 years old on some bum shyt
Time flew by, you was too fly to see the light
Everyday it's getting darker then comes the night
Now what? (what) realize that you ain't got shyt (uh)
Not long ago you was the man on some hot shyt
So just peep the flow yo, cause you already in this
Make sure your shyt is right kid and handle your business (uh huh)

He predicted his own future and knew it was coming

 

[BronxFleeZ]

DMX-

Life is too short to get caught up in some dumb shyt
Wake up one day, 40 years old on some bum shyt
Time flew by, you was too fly to see the light
Everyday it's getting darker then comes the night
Now what? (what) realize that you ain't got shyt (uh)
Not long ago you was the man on some hot shyt
So just peep the flow yo, cause you already in this
Make sure your shyt is right kid and handle your business (uh huh)

He predicted his own future and knew it was coming

This gotta be the coldest verse in history smh. Close thread. nikka told his future.

 

[QamYasharahla]

Tela

From the track 'Rider' off the Suave House Compilation:

Ima ride till I die nikka/
S-U-A-V-E tattooed down my spine

Irony-After a falling out with Suave House CEO Tony Draper, men were allegedly sent to kill him and he signed to Rap-A-Lot afterwards.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Ironic Song:

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Ice T in 1992

"Die, die, die pig, die
fukk the police, fukk the police
fukk the police, fukk the police
fukk the police, fukk the police
fukk the police, yeah"

Ice T now