Ironic Rap Lines/Songs?

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Jay: Not for nothing,never happen I'll be forever mackin/

Irony-Jay got married and now brags about his lady being the flyest in the game while tolerating her sister beating his ass in an elevator

 

[CodeBlaMeVi]

I am hip-hop's socialist/If life is a gamble then I am all about my poker chips - Lil' Wayne

Irony - Obviously doesn't know what socialism or he wouldn't brag about his consumerism.

No homo, but my blunt looks like dikk - Young Thug

Irony - Issues a disclaimer before intentionally spewing some of the most homo-erotic rap lyrics I've heard.

 

[Mr Rager]

I am hip-hop's socialist/If life is a gamble then I am all about my poker chips - Lil' Wayne

 

[intilectual recipricol]

"rappers I monkey flip em wit the funky rhythm"

- Chickened out of steppin in the ring wit Hov

"I ca relate shootouts and court dates"

- was too scared to roll when Ill WIll got smoked & only court dates were when Kelis went in his pockets

 

[NoHalfWay]

"Stay off the corners; that might be your best plan
Before you catch a bullet that was meant for the next man" - Big L

 

[the cac mamba]

"rappers I monkey flip em wit the funky rhythm"

- Chickened out of steppin in the ring wit Hov

"ask nas, he dont want it with hov"

...he did though

 

[Yehuda]

"Working with the POLICE, acting like you know me" shyt he just might

 

[Pop123]

"You 38 and you still rappin? Ughhh" - Game...still rappin in his 40's

"That n!gga Benzino? That n!gga like 40!!? HA HA! - 50 Cent, like 50 years old now

"I'm runnin from a dirty b!tch / n!gga, you 36!" - Lloyd Banks, in his 40's

"Nobody wants to hear their grandfather rap! You're kickin 40's door down" - Eminem...still rapping in his 50's

"Yall better enjoy me now because I aint gonna be one of them that's rappin when they 40, aint happening" - Jim Jones...still rappin at 50

"Fat Joe aint a gangsta, he scared to fly!" Tony Yayo....

 

[Yehuda]

Why you niccas outside without no gun you think this shyt is a game?
But, no, no, not at all
I'll hop out gunning, show you niccas I ain't playing
Pull the trigger, shoot that nicca
Make sure that you get him
Cause bullets ain't got no names

Why you niccas act as if your body's built to survive the shots?
Knowing damn well, after I get cracking you gon' be outlined in chalk
The sun is shining and still it's raining
If you don't wanna get wet, then, boy, stop hanging

The sun is shining and still it's raining
And you ain't gotta ask where he from, just spray him
By the look up on his face, you could tell he's banging
See the look up on his face when that thing start ringing