Irritating things that Youtubers do...

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  • "Hey guys!"

  • "Don't forget to like, comment and subscribe!"

  • Padding out the content instead of getting to the point

  • Clickbait

  • Pornstarlet money shot thumbnail face

  • Blatant shilling/infomercial tendencies

  • All of the above

  • All of the above to the 10th power


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SupaDupaFresh

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:unimpressed: Nothing says hey don’t watch my video. Like YouTube thumbnails like this.

Soy-face.webp

Man I'm glad I'm not the only one. Nothing says shytty douchey youtuber like the confused, shocked face, or cheeky guy-next-door smile standard thumbnails on every video. Even more so if the video title begins with "I spent $xxxxx on"
 

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The most annoying thing a youtuber can possibly do is randomly throw in a loud ass meme with briefly overblown, distorted, clipping audio for comedic effect.

This has to be the most ANNOYING thing ever. I need someone to tell me who taught all these kids that this shyt is funny. Sometimes I like too keep on youtube while I sleep or relax in bed and there's nothing worse than a motherfukker who thinks playing obnoxiously loud audio for a moment is funny. It's pretty much the "never watch this guy again" marker for me.
 

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I have a strong distaste for the fitness ads. they'll have juiceheads telling you that you can eat nothing but Twinkies and ignore cardio and be built like the terminator if you subscribe to their Chinese pharmaceutical powdered formula :damn:

"Hey, if you want to run, that's cool! If you want to to do pushups, and barbell squats, that's fine. If you like eating salads, and chicken, and tuna, that's great! But that's not going to get you 6 pack abs, you're not going to be able to perform like your 25 when your 30, 35, 40, 45 years old. Watch my 5 minute video and follow the link to my free e-book and I will tell you, not sell you, how to get the body that you not only looks the way you want, but performs better than you even thought was possible. I've done conferences all over the world, I've worked with some of the biggest celebrities and athletes this is the proven way. I could sell this for thousands of dollars, but I'm going to give it to YOU for FREE. This isn't bro science, this isn't something that's going to work for 1 week, or one month then you go back to your old self, this isn't something new, this is backed up by decades of research and the data is there to prove it."
 

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I hate the smooth transitions they be doing into promos.

"Y'all like the wheels? I got the 26s on it right now, it kinda look funky though, with the 22s on there it sits right, you see the bumper doesn't sit so high and...hold on lemme grab the camera and show you.....can you see, how high its sittin? Can you see? I don't think you can see it, it's not even the camera, I don't get the best Wi-Fi, in my driveway. But you what's good for Wi-Fi? Nord VPN, not only does it randomize my ip location, it notifies me if any unknown devices try to connect to my Wi-Fi. With a lot of these new apps someone can actually log in with your credentials and download your files, view your devices, camera, and steal your data. Nord VPN is more than just a VPN, it's full protection. They are not paying me, Ive been told to try this for years and it is a game changer. You gotta get Nord VPN."
 

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A lodge of the Saints John of Jerusalem
:ahh:"YOUTUBE IS SHADOW BANNING ME!!! THEY'RE SCARED OF ALL THIS KNOWLEDGE I'M GIVING TO YOU!!! MAKE SURE YOU SHARE THIS VIDEO AND HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON SO THE ILLUMINATI CAN'T SHUT US DOWN, FAMILY!!!"
:damn:
Then the dumbasses in the comments are like : "We gotta protect this brother/sister at all costs :damn:!"
From what? The nut house? :martin:
 

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We're really gonna pretend that this is a problem only restricted to YT or even the internet?

The real problem is that a very significant proportion of the population in real life now is as fake as those horrible ass screenshots. And they're all putting on masks and trying to sell you something and only doing things for clout.

And both on- and offline it's because they're being controlled and conditioned by people with power and money deciding what rules they need to play by in society.

The only place that's an exception is the Coli, @CHICAGO is the best, most honorable moderator, nay!, human, I have ever been lucky enough to come across :whoa:














Give me pos rep @CHICAGO or I'll neg yo ass:pacspit:
 
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:mjlol: Not getting to the point is absolutely number 1.

I pretty much disqualify any youtuber who's videos starts with at least 5 mins of shout out to fans, updates on his subscriber count, a bunch of apologies for being "so busy" cus they been working on a pop music video, updates on their girlfriends new job and mothers health, "thank you thank you thank you so much. You guys are like so awesome"

I'm out. You got 10 seconds to get through the self promotion and get on with the video before you start to look like a clout chasing gimmick to me.
 

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"Hey, if you want to run, that's cool! If you want to to do pushups, and barbell squats, that's fine. If you like eating salads, and chicken, and tuna, that's great! But that's not going to get you 6 pack abs, you're not going to be able to perform like your 25 when your 30, 35, 40, 45 years old. Watch my 5 minute video and follow the link to my free e-book and I will tell you, not sell you, how to get the body that you not only looks the way you want, but performs better than you even thought was possible. I've done conferences all over the world, I've worked with some of the biggest celebrities and athletes this is the proven way. I could sell this for thousands of dollars, but I'm going to give it to YOU for FREE. This isn't bro science, this isn't something that's going to work for 1 week, or one month then you go back to your old self, this isn't something new, this is backed up by decades of research and the data is there to prove it."

LMFAO, I'm HOWLING :russ:


hold this rep breh
 

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LMFAO, I'm HOWLING :russ:


hold this rep breh
I wish I could laugh at it. shyt is sickening. Not sickening to the point where I'd pay for YouTube without ads but honestly to the point where I can just not watch. My only catch is that I upload my runs, my rides and shyt to their server because I record them, it costs less for me to upload and save it there than it does for me to keep it on hard drives. Plus I can upload my footage they'll compress it and I can re-download it and have a compressed HD video file. And there's some cats I know on there that have non monetized videos so if someone uploads some beats or music or whatever.

When I was my grind, working out hard, work, events...I barely had time to open my phone, wasn't posting, wasn't watching videos, I'd basically just sync my data with it, other than that. Workout, work, study/read. shyt was dope.

I have to make that decision whether I want to be the best version of myself or continue to just half ass and be in tune with the world and shyt.
 

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I wish I could laugh at it. shyt is sickening. Not sickening to the point where I'd pay for YouTube without ads but honestly to the point where I can just not watch. My only catch is that I upload my runs, my rides and shyt to their server because I record them, it costs less for me to upload and save it there than it does for me to keep it on hard drives. Plus I can upload my footage they'll compress it and I can re-download it and have a compressed HD video file. And there's some cats I know on there that have non monetized videos so if someone uploads some beats or music or whatever.

When I was my grind, working out hard, work, events...I barely had time to open my phone, wasn't posting, wasn't watching videos, I'd basically just sync my data with it, other than that. Workout, work, study/read. shyt was dope.

I have to make that decision whether I want to be the best version of myself or continue to just half ass and be in tune with the world and shyt.

yea I mean its a hustle. some1 such as myself has taken fitness serious my entire life so I just laugh at it. But I guess for the ignorant it really could be misguideance.
 
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