Is a man owning cat sus?

[987654321]

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Guess that shoe fit huh, Cinderella?

It fits like muzzle

 

[Sterling Archer]

When I was at my most virile and successful peak with women, I owned a cat. I wanted a pet. Went to buy a ferret and then shyts cost as much as a cat did. Plus I had to buy the cages and shyt. Said fukk it, got a kitten for the low maintenance. I usually had dogs growing up but I was on my own now and my hours didn’t allow me to have a dog. The cats name was Kitty. Dude said she was a Bengal/Siamese mix and was chill af. That was my little homie.

bytches loved her but most were scared because she grew to be a big ass fukking cat. Like tall as fukk. First time my boy came by and saw her he freaked out and ran. Then I hooked up with a girl that had a cat and when I was there I asked how old is she, like 5mo? And she said her cat was 5yrs old. I said why tf is she so small? She looks like a kitten. She said it’s a avg sized cat

I called bullshyt and said her cat has Downs. When she came to my place and saw my cat she was like “Wtf is that?” I said “Thats Kitty. Chill tf out” She said that ain’t no fukking cat. That’s a goddamn serval or ocelot or some shyt. That mofo is big as hell. That ain’t normal ...but she’s soooo pretty“

Anyway I found out she was actually a fukking Savannah Cat when I took her to the vet when she got sick.

 

[It's been real]

Why are you even up this early?

So you use dog drool huh

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

So you use dog drool huh

So you said Catset is sus huh

 

[It's been real]

So you said DogSet is sus huh

Sounds like something I'd say

 

[Rhapscallion Démone]

 

[billsburydoughboy]

I don’t know, I don’t fix animal fights. The fukk kinda question is that

I was showing that cats are the far superior fighter in comparison to dogs in my original post. Like I said, if dog and a cat were of the same size, the dogs wouldn’t stand a chance.


All those great hunting skills and boy had to play dead when faced with the big cat.

 

[billsburydoughboy]

Double post

 

[Dolla$]

Yes

 

[MikeyK]

When I was at my most virile and successful peak with women, I owned a cat. I wanted a pet. Went to buy a ferret and then shyts cost as much as a cat did. Plus I had to buy the cages and shyt. Said fukk it, got a kitten for the low maintenance. I usually had dogs growing up but I was on my own now and my hours didn’t allow me to have a dog. The cats name was Kitty. Dude said she was a Bengal/Siamese mix and was chill af. That was my little homie.

bytches loved her but most were scared because she grew to be a big ass fukking cat. Like tall as fukk. First time my boy came by and saw her he freaked out and ran. Then I hooked up with a girl that had a cat and when I was there I asked how old is she, like 5mo? And she said her cat was 5yrs old. I said why tf is she so small? She looks like a kitten. She said it’s a avg sized cat

I called bullshyt and said her cat has Downs. When she came to my place and saw my cat she was like “Wtf is that?” I said “Thats Kitty. Chill tf out” She said that ain’t no fukking cat. That’s a goddamn serval or ocelot or some shyt. That mofo is big as hell. That ain’t normal ...but she’s soooo pretty“

Anyway I found out she was actually a fukking Savannah Cat when I took her to the vet when she got sick.

 

[sfgiants]

I was showing that cats are the far superior fighter in comparison to dogs in my original post. Like I said, if dog and a cat were of the same size, the dogs wouldn’t stand a chance.


All those great hunting skills and boy had to play dead when faced with the big cat.

what is it with you weirdos and always bringing up lions?
Lions aren’t house cats
Omg a lion can kill a small dog! What other mysteries of the universe will you unravel for us today? Can a shark kill a sea lion? what happens if a grizzly bear fights a koala?

 

[987654321]

what is it with you weirdos and always bringing up lions?
Lions aren’t house cats
Omg a lion can kill a small dog! What other mysteries of the universe will you unravel for us today? Can a shark kill a sea lion? what happens if a grizzly bear fights a koala?

Clearly, this is a house cat!

 

[Lord_nikon]

yes

 

[Saltmoney]

The cats name was Kitty. Dude said she was a Bengal/Siamese mix and was chill af. That was my little homie.

bytches loved her but most were scared because she grew to be a big ass fukking cat. Like tall as fukk.
Anyway I found out she was actually a fukking Savannah Cat when I took her to the vet when she got sick.

You thought she was just tall for a regular cat?!

Savannah's are expensive as hell, the guy you got her from must've been oblivious to what he had as well.

 

[Saltmoney]

Clearly, this is a house cat!

Ok Carole Baskin, "Hey all you cool cats and kittens"