onelastdeath
Banned
I was just at Subways with my older brother, just lurking The Coli laughing and shyt. I put my phone down to go to the bathroom because it was plugged into the wall charging.
I get back from brown heaven
and I see my brother on my phone 
I'm thinking he's going through my text messages, when in fact, this nikka was laughing and lurking The Coli.
He's like yo this site is mad funny, I think Im gonna join it. And Im like
I told him it wasn't free and that you had to sign up with your Visa for $18.99 a month
He said "fukk That shyt, I aint paying that"
And I'm like "Yeah I know, this is my last month on it anyway, this shyt too expensive breh"
I don't know why, but I feel like Im not gonna put people on to this site. This shyt has a perfect balance of users, enough so that theres a lot of discussion, but not enough to not run into some of the same posters. It's not flooded with people
I dont know how I would feel if this shyt blew up and became like Reddit or something.
The News would figure out a way to label this dope ass site "racist" with the quickness.
I aint putting nobody on to this site
This shyt is like the internet's last hidden gem.
Long Live The Coli
I get back from brown heaven


I'm thinking he's going through my text messages, when in fact, this nikka was laughing and lurking The Coli.

He's like yo this site is mad funny, I think Im gonna join it. And Im like

I told him it wasn't free and that you had to sign up with your Visa for $18.99 a month

He said "fukk That shyt, I aint paying that"
And I'm like "Yeah I know, this is my last month on it anyway, this shyt too expensive breh"

I don't know why, but I feel like Im not gonna put people on to this site. This shyt has a perfect balance of users, enough so that theres a lot of discussion, but not enough to not run into some of the same posters. It's not flooded with people

I dont know how I would feel if this shyt blew up and became like Reddit or something.

The News would figure out a way to label this dope ass site "racist" with the quickness.
I aint putting nobody on to this site

Long Live The Coli

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