Is Anyone Else In Here Slow To Put People On To The Coli?

[onelastdeath]

Brown heaven though… in subway. I'd have more difficulty using a public restroom than showing someone the coli. The germs, the smells. My skin is crawling.

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus I have good "take a shyt in public" Etiquette. I know how to move in these streets

 

[End Cruelty]

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Does he have a decent job?

 

[onelastdeath]

Does he have a decent job?

yeah, he does. You tryna holla

 

[End Cruelty]

yeah, he does. You tryna holla

Nah...me...what? I only like girls. I was asking for a friend.

 

[onelastdeath]

Nah...me...what? I only like girls. I was asking for a friend.

Dude if your'e gay, it's okay. Gay is the way, if you're gay.

 

[Doobie Doo]

WOW. That shyt is shyt is true. They would be robbin this site fukking blind breh. Too much comedy on this forum for it to go viral.

When I was doing standup in 08 09 I was constantly on stealing premises. So I already know

 

[MikelArteta]

I was just at Subways with my older brother, just lurking The Coli laughing and shyt. I put my phone down to go to the bathroom because it was plugged into the wall charging.

I get back from brown heaven and I see my brother on my phone

I'm thinking he's going through my text messages, when in fact, this nikka was laughing and lurking The Coli.

He's like yo this site is mad funny, I think Im gonna join it. And Im like

I told him it wasn't free and that you had to sign up with your Visa for $18.99 a month

He said "fukk That shyt, I aint paying that"

And I'm like "Yeah I know, this is my last month on it anyway, this shyt too expensive breh"


I don't know why, but I feel like Im not gonna put people on to this site. This shyt has a perfect balance of users, enough so that theres a lot of discussion, but not enough to not run into some of the same posters. It's not flooded with people

I dont know how I would feel if this shyt blew up and became like Reddit or something.
The News would figure out a way to label this dope ass site "racist" with the quickness.

I aint putting nobody on to this site This shyt is like the internet's last hidden gem.

Long Live The Coli

my nukka you movving into a top 10 poster category

 

[ikbm]

Nah...me...what? I only like girls. I was asking for a friend.

 

[End Cruelty]

I would never do something like that. What straight guy in his right mind would grip up another mans komodo dragon and endanger his species?

 

[MikelArteta]

Im the same way, plus I don't think a lot of my friends would get it especially the smilies. How long would it take the average nikka to figure out Cheese eyes and all the references we have for him. The Coli is like an inside joke and too many motherfukkers joining and posting will bring down the quality of the place plus how many writers would come here stealing material for TV and movies? Hell look at the websites that steal from here cough cough Worldstar cough cough. Plus lets the pundits at Fox News get to this site and break down the word CAC

cac
cheese eyes
no nikkaz
get married brehs
what are these you nikkaz have
what that mouth do

 

[onelastdeath]

Think about yourself and not helping TheColi brehs

I am thinking about the Coli

That's why I dont want it flooded.

 

[onelastdeath]

cac
cheese eyes
no nikkaz
get married brehs
what are these you nikkaz have
what that mouth do

Yeah Coli Sarcasm took me a minute to get too

nikka be like

"fukk your friends girl, then get mad when he finds out, brehs"

 

[DarlingNikki]

When you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus I have good "take a shyt in public" Etiquette. I know how to move in these streets

I try not to even pee in public, I hate it. And eff you by the way.

 

[onelastdeath]

I try not to even pee in public, I hate it. And eff you by the way.

Why eff me? I thought we were good now

 

[Banned Account12]

i feel the same way op