Is anyone else tired of Facebook Christians?

[BrothaZay]

Facebook is general is one big stage full of actors





*Makes a status about how he is living it up downtown popping bottles while im actually jus chillin in the coli*

I uploaded a pic of me on the strip talking about how i was dancin with big booty escorts and buying shyt up.


































All i bought was a bottle of water and walked around for 20 minutes to meet my mom

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I'm over all of these super fake facebook christians. Your whole page and every status is devoted to Jesus, but you're tagged in dozens of club pictures half dressed and drunk.

Why don't you say something to them then tough guy?

 

[snakes&suits]

Why don't you say something to them then tough guy?

I lost a friend the last time I said something People are really sensitive, especially when they know you're right.

 

[BruhMayne]

I lost a friend the last time I said something People are really sensitive, especially when they know you're right.

The bolded is true especially with females, so if you cant beat em join em

You should be a facebook christian too, start quoting all the gutta ass verses from the bible

"...kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"...every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

 

[snakes&suits]

The bolded is true especially with females, so if you cant beat em join em

You should be a facebook christian too, start quoting all the gutta ass verses from the bible

"...kill every woman who has slept with a man, but save for yourself every girl who has never slept with a man." (Numbers 31:17-18)

"...every woman that has lain with a male you shall utterly destroy." (Judges 21:10-12)

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

I lost a friend the last time I said something People are really sensitive, especially when they know you're right.

Well hide their updates from your timeline. I know people on the internet are the type to complain about something rather than take action but you'll be better for it.

Oh, BTW, hypocrisy isn't limited to the religious; it's a human trait. Unless we have some martians here?

 

[chuckifubuck]

I made the mistake of accepting all of my family members. everyone of them that still lives in the DR (even my young cousins who I know are hoes) od on that jesus shyt and the "look at this sad picture of this deformed baby, like to if it makes you sad".

 

[George Gooney]

Fear not, fore the block button exists

 

[Rarely-Wrong Liggins]

Fear not, fore the block button exists

Nah, they'd just rather be angry about it. Why not really get your kicks and just attend a church service? You'd have plenty to come home and complain about on the internet.

 

[George Gooney]

Nah, they'd just rather be angry about it. Why not really get your kicks and just attend a church service? You'd have plenty to come home and complain about on the internet.

i see it

 

[Piff Perkins]

This describes most black people on facebook imo and in real life. Thank god for this, praise the lord for that, ONLY MAN IN MAH LIFE IS JESUS, etc. We're such a religious race but don't live that shyt.

I'm an atheist, I don't have a team in this game. I just sit on the side lines and @ these nikkas.

 

[The Unknown Hype]

i know a girl like that what is so shocking when they post all these pictures you start putting them on a pedestal that they never live up to. i remember talking to one of the girls whos always posting about God(not a bad thing) i was when she was talking about having sex with 3 different partners with potentially being pregnant a couple of months ago(shes not) shes not a hoe but with her post you would expect her to be a virgin or at least trying to abstain more

 

[jazzfan]

Not to mention the ones with babies out of wedlock.

This^^^^

I know a chick who got divorced then found religion and later told me she was preggo by someone, I asked if she gunna marry dude that knocked her up and she says "I'm not ready for that yet." WTF? Her facebook is all TD Jakes etc etc. I dont get it.

 

[Tom]

Black folks cling to Jesus because thinking for themselves would be too complicated

 

[kevm3]

Remove them from the timeline or delete them. Problem solved.