A self respecting straight man cannot be in a room with another exposed erect penis under any circumstances.
.... dont ever get locked up or enlist in the military . .. . . just stick to sitting on your manhole all day in a cute lil cubicle staring at a screen filled with numbers and noise . . .. sneakin a peek at that one custodian . .. . he look like your Dad . . .. . you think he might be the magic one . . . to fill da void . .. but you approach him . . . and he blows smoke in your face and tells you to grow old and die . . .. .
