Is coochie a good christmas gift?

[Brolic]

You work hard, pay most of the bills, take her out expensive dates, and buy your girl an expensive christmas gift.

Your girl doesn't give you anything but says this "And yes it is a gift. IDC IDC! Cuz It will be the no kids home, no work tomorrow, I took a nap and stretched, drank water, imma break a sweat and my jaw will be dislocated after type pumpum too, I’ll even let you shoot the club up. so it’s different now. You’re welcome"

Are you happy with your gift?

 

[Fukwatutalkinwatisaylaw]

Those only work for birthdays after or before a good meal.. Christmas nah.. I don't expect nothing so if u buy a outfit and go extra crazy then I'm content wit that.. I like fukkin so it works.. Even though I fuk everyday..

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Lazy bih

 

[Lord_nikon]

Yes, for a cheap lazy self centered chick,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 

[Mensch Fontana]

If she does that bytch better got one from Macy's or something

 

[kdslittlebro]

She got the same coochie the other 364/365 days at least get a breh a card

Edit: imagine your BM/wife telling you you can shoot the club up for Christmas

 

[Mr. Negative]

She got the same coochie the other 364/365 days at least get a breh a card

this.

 

[Luke Cage]

She cant regift

 

[Legal]

How am I gonna consider something I can get on the reg any other day of the year a gift?

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

So something that is readily accessible is a gift?

I'd bush her lazy ass for even suggesting that. See what happens if you said your dikk was her birthday present.

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

It's only a gift if she lets her fine azz friend give u the coochie

 

[Strapped]

If she feels that way run op & don't look back because pussay aint all that

 

[Take It In Blood]

vagina is nothing more than a reverse penis

its a scientific fact, look it up

 

[Taadow]

If she giving me cuux for Christmas,
then what she giving to Jesus??

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Im taking all holes then, in no order. Thats my gift u cheap mudda skunt