Is coochie a good christmas gift?

[Brolic]

Edit: imagine your BM/wife telling you you can shoot the club up for Christmas

I would break up wit her ass for that

That is lazy and selfish

Breh seems content

 

[TEH]

You work hard, pay most of the bills, take her out expensive dates, and buy your girl an expensive christmas gift.

Your girl doesn't give you anything but says this "And yes it is a gift. IDC IDC! Cuz It will be the no kids home, no work tomorrow, I took a nap and stretched, drank water, imma break a sweat and my jaw will be dislocated after type pumpum too, I’ll even let you shoot the club up. so it’s different now. You’re welcome"

Are you happy with your gift?

Only new box will do

a gift is something you never had before ...

 

[Prynce]

Breh seems content

nikka ugly af prolly the baddest chick he had in his life

 

[PharaohAtem]

Getting p*ssy as a gift no point in wifing a girl that'll give you that as a gift

 

[Ashley Banks]

i actually WISH this shyt would happen to me just so i could laugh in her face and dump her right then and there.

you would break up with someone for not getting you a Christmas gift

 

[Prynce]

you would break up with someone for not getting you a Christmas gift

ye

 

[old pig]

Getting p*ssy as a gift no point in wifing a girl that'll give you that as a gift

exactly lol

 

[Ashley Banks]

Of course it’s a gift but it’s not the only gift he’s gonna get.

 

[Sex Luthor]

Nope. Not never

Let her give you your gift first. If that's all she got is p*ssy she gets nothing. I had a bytch buy herself lingerie and said she got it so I can see her in it. I was mad as fukk bc I gave her an open appointment for a full spa day with hair and nail appointments. I felt played as fukk. She got me a ps4 for my birthday in January but i was heated up until then

 

[Ashley Banks]

ye

Damn just up and leave your family because your wife tried to fukk you for Christmas

you can’t make these things up

 

[Daio]

bout as good as gift is reheated pizza

 

[Cynic]

Sounds like married life


#GMB

 

[colicolicoli]

I got my man one of those Nike Tech suits for Xmas this year and gave it to him early. Everyday since that he's went insane with spoiling me with money and gifts everyday.

 

[Blackrogue]

 

[Blackrogue]

I didn't even read the OP. Drunk in a club with some things happening and I gotta rap the OP cause that girl sexy as fukk and i probably missed content