Is coochie a good christmas gift?

[skeetsinternal]

That says alot about a woman who gifts herself.

 

[Jerz]

She in ATL too.. Yall brehs spoiled den a muthfukka out there

She is.....

And I'm gonna enjoy when she puts her hands on me this weekend since I booked my appointment for a cut

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Whenever a woman uses her PUZZY as leverage or a bargaining chip in your relationship

You have taking a major L because she doesn't respect you


Might as well stick a fork in it...that ain't a loving relationship

 

[5n0man]

Damn just up and leave your family because your wife tried to fukk you for Christmas

you can’t make these things up

You can buy a gift and still fukk on Christmas.




I bought my wife an apple watch for Christmas, I'd be pissed if the only thing I get is some p*ssy that I've had countless times already.

If your man told you he got you some dikk for Christmas, you'd raise hell.

 

[old pig]

bout as good as gift is reheated pizza

damn.

 

[Geek Nasty]

1. Better have some expensive lingerie on
2. Better be prepared to get smutted out for a couple hours

 

[TripleAgent]

Great gift...If it's your sexy ass friend I been looking at

I accept two mouths at once also

 

[Kimo_bud]

If she lettin me hit her friends coochie sure maybe

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

Women who think and act like this are so full of shyt

 

[HARLEM AL]

She got the same coochie the other 364/365 days at least get a breh a card

Edit: imagine your BM/wife telling you you can shoot the club up for Christmas

nikka I’m hollering at this post

 

[newworldafro]

She said it was a Kwanzaa gift.
Habari gani, Gift of the harvest accepted

 

[MajesticLion]

1. That woman is trouble
2. We doh hype up Tuesdays

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

I applaud you

Dont. I still feel some kinda way about that


Dont worry. On her bday, that payback will be EPIC nothing but dikk in a box.

 

[Houston911]

The toxic masculinity in here is disgusting

are y’all seriously trying to say that sex isn’t a legit gift just cuz she already gives it to you 300 times a year?

you actually expect your woman to go out in the cold and spend her hard on money on some shyt at a store?

have y’all lost your got damn mind?

 

[Pineal Gland]

Only if it's coming from @BlackPearl The Empress

All jokes aside, fukk no it's not a good gift. I don't fukk with Christmas but putting a bow on the p*ssy is a quick trip to the bushes