Is Corey Matthews the Biggest Simp in TV History?

[wise prophet]

Not even close. Topanga was always just as much in love with him as he was with her. They did breakup like three times but the first was amicable since the relationship was stale, the 2nd he fukked up by spending time with the cabin chick and the third Topanga just turned batshyt crazy. When he wasn't with Topanga Corey actually had some decent game with other chicks.

 

[Ronald]

I was watching one of the college episodes and Corey didn't even fukk yet

 

[dabestkeptsecret]

Not even close. Topanga was always just as much in love with him as he was with her. They did breakup like three times but the first was amicable since the relationship was stale, the 2nd he fukked up by spending time with the cabin chick and the third Topanga just turned batshyt crazy. When he wasn't with Topanga Corey actually had some decent game with other chicks.

thats what i'm saying the only thing cats hate on him cuz he didnt smash. But they were still together for the majority of the show's run. He did a lot better than kevin, and urkle.

- cosign about sucre being a top 5 simp.

 

[feelosofer]

Not even close. Topanga was always just as much in love with him as he was with her. They did breakup like three times but the first was amicable since the relationship was stale, the 2nd he fukked up by spending time with the cabin chick and the third Topanga just turned batshyt crazy. When he wasn't with Topanga Corey actually had some decent game with other chicks.

yea, corey did alright for himself as a whole.

Now Kevin he let that Winnie chick abuse him, and if I'm not mistaken she was making out/smashing other dudes before giving Kevin some play before she leaves for colleage.


Urkel also did pretty well for himself, he had Myra. (who was cuter than Laura, imo) and after the 5 or 6th season, he was going steady with Laura so he got what he wanted for the most part.

 

[Phillyrider807]

Urkel and Kevin is not in the same league as Corey. Only thing u can say about Corey is he didn't hit til they were bout to get married. Corey always had other options. Not to mention he was best friends with one of the most popular kids at school. If he wanted he could always bag a fine broad! And lets not act like Topanga wasn't pretty as all hell either. And topanga loved corey just as much as he loved her.


Now Urkel and Kevin?? Laura wasn't even that bad.

 

[Tommy Fits]

Not even close, when Topanga's parents moved to Pittsburgh she traveled by herself in the rain to be with Corey. She was the one to propose to Corey. She simped Corey just as much as Corey simped her. Urkel is the ultimate simp, the only reason he ended up with Laura is because he guilted Laura into it. Even in wonder years Kevin from time to time got with other girls to make Winnie jealous. And we know in the last episode at least he smashed. Urkel was abused by Laura, even Carl hated him. For all we know he probably never even smashed either. Sure they got married but she probably made Urkel adopt instead of making kids themselves.

 

[Tommy Fits]

Lets not forget Urkel was inventing transport machines and things to change your DNA structure, he could have been a billionaire buying the finest p*ssy you could think of. He could have paid hot mothers and daughters to eat each other out for his own entertainment .Instead he stayed in southside Chicago so he could simp Laura. Kevin at least was some lowly high school kid, Winnie was the best he could do.

 

[Lil Bape the PostGod]

she didnt give up the p*ssy but she was a bad bytch...corey was dyin to be the first..i dont blame him b...put all those early young years in, he was determined
to stick around

 

[Tres Leches]

damn breh I dont remember much but i remember corey doing a lot of while urkel was just having fun out there

 

[Tommy Fits]

damn breh I dont remember much but i remember corey doing a lot of while urkel was just having fun out there

Urkel drove cross country for Laura's cheerleading competition while she basically told Steve what a piece a shyt he was for the entire trip, that ain't having fun.

 

[feelosofer]

Not even close, when Topanga's parents moved to Pittsburgh she traveled by herself in the rain to be with Corey. She was the one to propose to Corey. She simped Corey just as much as Corey simped her. Urkel is the ultimate simp, the only reason he ended up with Laura is because he guilted Laura into it. Even in wonder years Kevin from time to time got with other girls to make Winnie jealous. And we know in the last episode at least he smashed. Urkel was abused by Laura, even Carl hated him. For all we know he probably never even smashed either. Sure they got married but she probably made Urkel adopt instead of making kids themselves.

Carl didn't hate Steve, he was annoyed by Steve but Carl looked out for dude more than anyone else in the show. Carl helped him out when he got drunk, rescued him from getting beat up by those gang bangers, He went in and saved Steve after carl tried to help Steve pass gym or some shyt. he saved Steve from falling out that balloon. But I'll co-sign Laura was kind of a b1tch.

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[Angel On The Rag]

topanga woulda been hit first night with me

 

[Goodnews]

Landry from Friday Night Lights

This nikka caught a body for her and she just went to college.

 

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