Is Corey Matthews the Biggest Simp in TV History?

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Him and Marshall :snoop:
Marshall took back Lily, after she dumped him and probably got ran through in San Fran. :why:

Good thing Barney is a G :win:

I watched an episode where he was at a Halloween party waiting for some chick that he met four years before in the same place, gushing to his friends all night about how she could be his future wife, it was pathetic to say the least. It doesn't make sense that Barney hangs with these people.
 

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I'm gonna get clowned for admitting I watch this show, but Ben from The Secret Life of the American Teenager is the worst simp in history.

Wifed up a girl who was pregnant with another dude's baby and tried to claim it as his, even though she got pregnant before they even met.

Put up with this girl being a total bytch to him and not giving him NO p*ssy

Wifes up the school whore

Wifes up some mentally unstable drug addict girl

Meanwhile all this time, he's still simpin over the first girl who had another dude's baby and wouldn't even let him it. :dwillhuh::why:

:pachaha:

show is for girls who jus got their period
 

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Honourable mention for Mo from Smart Guy

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Yvette was :ohlawd: tbf.
 

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I used to love that show but Corey Matthews was weird. When he used to cut those promos on love to people, and do that thing with his hands. I'd be embarrassed to act that out hopefully he got a nice check.
 
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I used to love that show but Corey Matthews was weird. When he used to cut those promos on love to people, and do that thing with his hands. I'd be embarrassed to act that out hopefully he got a nice check.
BMW 4.17: Cory's Speech - YouTube

:wow: that speech

:noah: topanga lookin so fine always :sadcam: i need me a topanga. im bout to get a time machine and find me a topanga and grow up with her but imma hit it unlike mr matthews
 

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So Fine :takedat:

 
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