As I see it, its either you fukking or you not. No gray area. The last time I remember dry humping was up in a club on the dancefloor or in stripclub where the stripper left her cornstarch on my slacks from grinding and gyrating. I aint with the dry humping and soiling chic's draws with my precum or creating a cherry garcia paste in her undies or irritating my dikk head on my cotton draws no more. Dry humping is a voyage to no where. Im more inclined to pulling thongs to the side and sliding in so I can feel something. Wha 
