Is getting scrubbed by some lil nikkas the first sign of :flabbynsick:? :sadcam:

[Stir Fry]

Breh, these lil dudes coming up now have the luxury of the internet. Watching footage all the damn time from whatever era

I be playing with some 17 year olds myself (I'm in my mid 20's), I be putting in work on them, but once I get home my feet be looking like

while these dudes can still run for days...

You and @Big Daddy () should start a league.

 

[LurkMoar]

But i feel you OP these young Nikkas Hoopin as soon as they can walk breh, plus they all going to camps every summer and shyt

 

[The God Poster]

Playing anything competitive while ya girl is there is the worst. I was treating bowling like a game 7 last week. My girl garbage but her homegirl was dope. Only thing I can take pride in is I had a higher score than her homegirl guy

As far as hooping, there are two rules

Never hoop if you ain't in good conditioning.
Never hoop against youngins if you ain't in good conditioning

They spend all year hooping & are in top shop already

Sidenote: Drake would never let that happen to him​

 

[onelastdeath]

I bet nikkas was talking a whole lotta shyt on the sidelines too
Real talk playing pick up ball with black people is one of the GOAT experiences amongst men in our community. The atmosphere is straight jokes most of the time. I remember one time I was hooping and my boy was wearing his glasses when someone took the ball from him and ran it back.
Whole sideline was on his ass
nikkas saying "Yo does this nikka even hoop?"
"Aye somebody tell Lupe Fiasco to get the fukk off the court"

Hell yeah. Lil nikka gone say "Yo if you really switch..." That shyt burned my goddamn soul.

 

[onelastdeath]

But i feel you OP these young Nikkas Hoopin as soon as they can walk breh, plus they all going to camps every summer and shyt

Lil muhfukka COULD NOT MISS. Until my girl guarded him then he wanna be and shook

nikka went from from Jordan to Sasha Vujacic real quick.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I remember a few years ago me and my boy went to the park and played some 12 year old cacs in a pick up game. We was backing them little cacs down the entire game, hitting em with and 1 moves, and calling screens like it was game 7 of the finals

One of the greatest experiences of my life

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Damn you got sonned. Herbed.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I bet nikkas was talking a whole lotta shyt on the sidelines too
Real talk playing pick up ball with black people is one of the GOAT experiences amongst men in our community. The atmosphere is straight jokes most of the time. I remember one time I was hooping and my boy was wearing his glasses when someone took the ball from him and ran it back.
Whole sideline was on his ass
nikkas saying "Yo does this nikka even hoop?"
"Aye somebody tell Lupe Fiasco to get the fukk off the court"

 

[Zombi_Jeezus]

Took down his digits when you wasn't looking.

OP was too busy icing his knees to catch it.

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

It's just a basketball game nikka...
I swear some of y'all egos are frail as fukk...

 

[Clayton Endicott]

The gif usage really brought this shyt to life. We got rims at work, and the youngins be like "Eh big man, you ball?" I hit em with the . I might still have it mentally, but I ain't stupid enough to think Father Time ain't starting to creep up on my ass. Worker's comp or sick leave don't even cover half my regular pay. fukk that.

 

[Hopeofmypeople]

Now I know for a fact that I'm in pretty good shape. But as you know we work out for the summer so as summer has gone by I been and chillin just doing me

I went jogging with my girl the other day and met up with her home girl and her boyfriend. We went to the park to kick back and talk and hang out.

So we there or whatever and we see these lil nigggas playing 3s and my girl is pretty decent at ball so she wanted to play. so she called next and her homegirls boyfriend wanted to run too so I said fukk it im with it

So the game is over or whatever and we walk on the court. We match up, and we have the obvious height advantage going on

I'm tall and my girl is like 5'9. Shortest dude on their team was about 5'7 so she guarded him.

Now what I didn't know before stepping on the court was that

A) these lil nigggas was real (all ages 16-19 ish)
B) I ain't played basketball in so long that I had no touch and I was
C) the pain of getting scrubbed while your girl watches is nothing compared to getting scrubbed while your girl is playing

So, the game starts and first possession went to them cause they won the previous game. I guard my guy at the top of the key, and I'm in my defensive position and this nikka just

And Scores with his left. Remind you I'm like cause he was so fast but I figured it's just one point. No big deal

Second possession, I'm in the post with this nikka and I got a clear 3-4 inch height advantage on him. He calls for the ball in the post, once again I'm in my defensive stance about to lock him up now

And son just

and eats me alive in the post

And I'm like " oh shyt good move lil
nikka" like I'm letting him slide cause he young but on the inside I'm like ": damn: feed the ball to somebody else, goddamn! "

Third possession of the game, he's at the the top of the 3 point line and I'm like I can sag off a bit and at worst he'll shoot the 3 and it'll brick

So I got my hands up in his grill and son just pulls that shyt from 2 feet behind the 3 Point line and it's straight CASH

I look over to the sideline to girls HomeGirl and she like

So now we down 4-0

so after this lil nikka has been Beating my ass, the unthinkable happened. I felt a hand on my shoulder.

And it's my girl and she says "Just Switch, I got him "

Brehs, the pain that I felt hearing those words

I'm a man with pride you don't do shyt like that

That shyt is type demoralizing in a regular pickup game, but here I am with my shorty and she tells me to switch off of a man because I can't guard him

And I switch and she's actually keeping up with him and doing a good job.

So the game is going better now, I'm getting some buckets myself but still not guarding that kid, and it's 14-14, straight 15, next point wins.

So I got the ball now, and I'ma try to redeem myself and end it. I'm at the elbow and out of nowhere this lil nikka comes and takes the roc

Now I'm at the top of 3 with this lil nikka again

My girl is saying "switch babe switch !" And I'm thinking to myself, hell naw . I'm getting this stop

So now I'm bringing out that super aggressive Defense, I'm all over this lil nikka, mirroring him. Doing my absolute best.

So he's looking at me and mouthing the words "this game over right here" and hits me with that

I didn't fall, but my legs buckled and he deadass hit that shyt.

When everybody gave daps after the game was over I could feel the ether on his palms I wanted to punch that lil nikka in his grill

We walking home and I'm tryna pretend that it's just a game or whatever but it wasn't

I felt like a bytch

My girl ain't brought it up yet but the next time we get into argument I know she gone say something

Thank you OP I am hitting the gym first thing in the morning.

 

[Xtraz2]

So your girl wuz posting up on another dude?

 

[Supreme365]

I bet nikkas was talking a whole lotta shyt on the sidelines too
Real talk playing pick up ball with black people is one of the GOAT experiences amongst men in our community. The atmosphere is straight jokes most of the time. I remember one time I was hooping and my boy was wearing his glasses when someone took the ball from him and ran it back.
Whole sideline was on his ass
nikkas saying "Yo does this nikka even hoop?"
"Aye somebody tell Lupe Fiasco to get the fukk off the court"

Ain't nothing realer than the spectators at a pickup game

 

[Supreme365]

It's just a basketball game nikka...
I swear some of y'all egos are frail as fukk...

You don't hoop you wouldn't understand