"Is he bigger than me?"

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Dont ask how this convo started, it was two years ago. I just remember the ether & the life lesson she gave me.


Her: "I mean, yours is good but, its not the biggest I ever seen" :whoa:
Me: "Oh..."
Her: "This guy I used to date was.....well.....big" :D
Me: :sadcam: :sadcam:

*moves to the other side of couch*

Her: "Why did you ask? You wanted me to be honest right?" :aicmon:
Me: "Yea, I know. Its cool"

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Vince: *somewhere in Philly* :umad:
 

muse

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you set yourself up
NEVER EVER ASK

this shouldnt even have to be stated
its a form of insecurity actually
 

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:russ: :russ: :russ:

I've never done that before but I feel your pain. We've all had that moment where we bytch up and act like straight vaginas when that ego gets bruised. There's always gonna be someone with a bigger dikk out there but I can't imagine the ether of that conversation :wow: I know that fukked the night/day up. You probably just wanted to lay down somewhere and think about life.

This thread is a reminder to never ask that question :damn:
 

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i feel your pain breh. had an ex cheat on me and tell me the other nikka cock was bigger but he couldnt never eat the box like me.:sadbron:/:leon:


i got back at her though...fukked both her fine ass friends within two months:datazz:

see my ex knew im a real freaky dirty ass nikka who lick gooch box and ass and spit in bytches mouths so i know the thought of me making her friends ass clap with spit dripping down her balloon knot had her angry like a mofo :youngsabo: which was the point.

BUT...that ether is harsh tho especially when u watch alot of porno. you be fighting yourself to not think about it. :dead: but big dikk smashing ur girl thoughts (no ocean) keep creeping in:to:
 

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:russ: :russ: :russ:

I've never done that before but I feel your pain. We've all had that moment where we bytch up and act like straight vaginas when that ego gets bruised. There's always gonna be someone with a bigger dikk out there but I can't imagine the ether of that conversation :wow: I know that fukked the night/day up. You probably just wanted to lay down somewhere and think about life.

This thread is a reminder to never ask that question :damn:

That's the type of shyt that make you re-evaluate life. "Maybe i need to go back to school."
 

True Blue Moon

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That's the type of shyt that make you re-evaluate life. "Maybe i need to go back to school."

That shyt will definitely make you stare at the ceiling and go through a full range of emotions :heh:

Havin to face your girl the next day and act normal :snoop: The ether of her seeing you crushed knowing another dude's dikk was bigger and always havin that memory of how pitiful your face looked :to:
 

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"Am I best you ever had? Better than your last?"

"How many people have you been with?"

Never ask these questions.:rudy:
 

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i remember i fukked my ex the first time she said "ohhh :o: my ex had a smaller one i thought you would slice me in half with this thing :whew:"

these bytches are nasty :smugfavre:
 
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