This reminds me of story from a chick I was kinda feeling like 8 years ago. I met outta town thru a friend but because of the long distance we just was friends. We called each other like once a week to catch up with each other.
Keep in mind, we were kinda feelin' each other so the conversation of relationships/sex life came up. She tells me, its been a minute since the last time she fukked. She look good so she really dont have a reason...so I ask...why?
She tells me her ex got a chick pregnant and they broke up. He tried fukking with her again but she said she's trying hard not to let him hit it again. She said she's falling back from her ex because if she fukks him she cant fukk with other nikkas for a while. So I'm like...
Me:

that nikka aint beat it up like that...
Her:

He got a couple inches on most dudes.
(I'm thinking to myself, Im alright in that area, so she really aint saying nuthin.)

Well you acting like he got a 12" dikk or something...you cheatin' yourself.

You're 1" off...He's 11".
I went from

to

quick...

well, are you sure...its not like you measured it.

Actually, yeah I did.

Oh...haha you a freak
Don't remember how the conversation ended. But honestly, that shyt made me not want to fukk her. She got a good head on her shoulders too. That nikka out there ruined her.
