Is horoscope shyt real?

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I’m with a bih that’s got to ask people when they were born wherever she meet them and always justifying everything everyone does by their sign. I’ve never paid attention to all that and didn’t know my own sign when we started fukking around but the more she talks about it the more that shyt starts to make a little sense.. she’ll say i bet they’re this or that and she’s right! So I’m starting to wonder.

I’m an intuitive dude though so i don’t really need to rely on signs to tell me how a person is or will act, but it’s surprising the accuracy she has at guessing and how some of them do describe people pretty well.

is it some voodoo shyt and this bytch crazy? Or is it real and accurate and us westerners just dumbed down

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

No


It's a few coincidental though.

 

[seymour cake]

I believe its real to a certain extent.. Im a scorpio and never check up on this shyt but one time a bytch read me the characteristics and that shyt was 100% me all the way.. But you not gonna tell me every single last person that was born in this time frame is exactly like this, aint no way.

 

[JadeB]

No. The fault is not in our stars but within ourselves.

 

[Remote]

 

[richaveli83]

No.

 

[King Poetic]

A chick at work ask me what signed was I

I said Sagittarius…. She was like oh yeah, the Sagittarius I dated has always been good to me

she went on talking about other signs and all this bullshyt

from saying she can’t fukk with dudes that are Taurus …. But I’m sitting back listening to her and thinking your baby daddy is a Taurus, a random dude u was fukin u telling me was a Taurus

I’m like everyone is not the same based on their zodiac sign

hell Jay-Z and the game are Sagittarius… and them nikkas are totally different

 

[Pseudonym]

No. The fault is not in our stars but within ourselves.

deep

 

[Pseudonym]

Aquarius gang here



edit:


I just read about the female Aquarius and it seems pretty accurate


“The most unpredictable of all female zodiac signs”




let’s see what I do today

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

I believe its real to a certain extent.. Im a scorpio and never check up on this shyt but one time a bytch read me the characteristics and that shyt was 100% me all the way.. But you not gonna tell me every single last person that was born in this time frame is exactly like this, aint no way.

Its just some vague ass shyt.
A period of the year aint got shyt to do with how a person behaves.


That shyt is like another form of tarot card reading

 

[Shang Tsung]

Horoscopes, ___ signs, and tarot readings just give ratchet or corny bytches excuses for their shytty behavior and personality.

 

[Money Be Green]

Bird babble/science

 

[General Mills]

My girl always pull that shyt.

As a Taurus

See I knew she had to be a Taurus

Taurus sign has the most sense

Ohhh I just got my new Taurus coffee mug


Me - So do all signs have good and bad qualities?

Her - of course. They all have that.

Me - so what are the bad characteristics of a person under the Taurus sign?

Her - We are the best sign



Me - oh ok. Being a Taurus is just a excuse to be a ass. I got it


Her -

 

[Shamayw_33]

Your upbringing has more influence than astrology.

However, I think there is some validity to some astrology. There are certain traits that are common with certain zodiacs that I've seen in every person I've met.

For instance, every Taurus I've met in my life regardless of their upbringing have been stubborn. Every Virgo I know have blamed other people for shyt that goes wrong in their life. Every Sag I know lies about the dumbest shyt.

 

[Shamayw_33]

Horoscopes, ___ signs, and tarot readings just give ratchet or corny bytches excuses for their shytty behavior/personality and justification for their awful behavior

Horoscopes are written vague as shyt too. Kinda like certain preachers surmons. They make broad statements and then people start saying "damn pastor talkin to me ." shyt vague smh