is it a deal breaker if your girl/wife snores, sleeps w/eyes open, drools and/or has night terrors?

SeveroDrgnfli

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Who's going to tell him?
I tell them as soon as they wake up in a joking way. Eventually, I have to make it clear I cannot sleep with them. They get butt hurt because I dip when they fall asleep, but I need to sleep too.

I'm quiet when I sleep, and very still, like a corpse :merchant: that could be just as off-putting, but I've heard no complaints so :manny:
You're the perfect sleeping partner. You probably look like an angel when you sleep.
 

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If she's rolling into the middle of the damn bed and pushing me into a small section near the edge. Gonna fukk around and catch an open hand slap on the back:ufdup::demonic::sadcam:
 

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My girl belches like a man without any control. Funny thing is you look at her and you would never believe it. Nobody is perfect
 

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snoring would have me contemplating suicide

I cant deal with it since I had my grandma sleeping in the same room as me when I was younger for a summer. She snored loudly every single fukking night and the only times I slept was when I was just absolutely exhausted. Snoring is an absolute pet peeve of mine. Can't even be in the same room as someone snoring. It's like nails on a chalkboard to me at this point.
 
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I talk about fishing and narrate the fish I catch, sounds and all.

When people walk into the room they say we have a conversation. Weird.
 

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I can get over everything, but I'm a light sleeper, so if he snores loud enough we wont be sleeping in the same bed.
 
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