Is it just me or do the squirrels on a college campus seem extra bold?

[jdashmaj]

Animals in general are bolder now
I remember when I was in junior high a squirrel was trying to climb from a power line and shimmy it's way into my roof from my gutters, so I'm like and threw a stick at it
this nikka spit a me and looked at me like cousin Bang

then it had the audacity to position itself like it was about to jump at me ,my dog stepped in front of me like

 

[Neg Stark]

Animals in general are bolder now
I remember when I was in junior high a squirrel was trying to climb from a power line and shimmy it's way into my roof from my gutters, so I'm like and threw a stick at it
this nikka spit a me and looked at me like cousin Bang

then it had the audacity to position itself like it was about to jump at me ,my dog stepped in front of me like

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

I'd fukk a squirrel up.

 

[Canada Goose]

Reminds me of those squirrels in Central Park....

A park employee was feeding the squirrel and group of them followed the employee except for one...

I'm sitting on the bench looking like :biggie:

Squirrel looks at me like

I just ignore it, but it was creeping up on me

Squirrel kept a interest in me, walking around me with the face

Me

Eventually I got up and walked away, I turn to look at the squirrel and the squirrel is giving me the face...

I truely wonder why that squirrel was acting like that toward me...

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I bought one of those big head squirrel feeders -- it doesn't really help anything, but just embarrassing them with this joint makes me feel better....

 

[Ain't That Something]

whats the difference between a squirrel an a chimpmonk ?

this isn't a joke, i'm just curious

Google

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

If you live near Seagulls then you know about a ballsy bird. These fukkers will swoop down and take food from you if your not looking

Truth x100000000. I used to work in an industrial park that musta been the equivalent of seagull city. I seen these fukkers snatch sandwiches from people's hands, drop bird shyt on people and just goon it out. If you walk by them they never fly away and if you had food in your hand they was like Lookherenikka.

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

 

[RiffRaff]

So I'm sitting on the bench on my tablet reading the-coli.com when this squirrel pops up out of nowhere and starts staring at me.

I'm like fukk outta here squirrel and tried to shoo him away.
Squirrel: :ohword: *inches closer*
Me: *looks around* why is this squirrel just staring at me
Squirrel: *inches closer*

Me:

So I got up and left and the squirrel took my seat. Does that make me a coward? :hmmm:

So uh you stay in Houston and go to a college campus where squirrels be extra bold with their begging tactics. UofH?

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Animals aren't bolder they are just used to humans....go out to the woods and everything will be afraid of you.

 

[SanchoPanda]

In high school a seagull shytted in my homies eye.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

The squirrel on eastern michigans campus isfukkin BOUT IT. They dont even hibernate. Postin the fukk up in front of pray-herrald and the eateries like

I grew up with them squirrels living in ann arbor (uofm). If they dont run when you approach, btw, THEY ARE rabid....



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[TXTrill1]

No squirrels on my campus...just ducks

 

[obarth]

First: You share that bench

Second: Campus possums might be the scariest creatures on planet Google Earth. One time I walked into the campus office I was working in during the middle of the night. Lo and behold

on the desk, just chilling in the cut. I'm like

it's like

. I see this nikka's not playing games. Not about to be played by a marsupial, I take a step forward. It does this demon hiss thing and I'm like

. It does the demonic hissing thing again and takes a step toward me and is like

. I weigh the options. This nikka clearly busts his guns and is about that life. But I needed those hours at work . So I decide fukk that, I'm gonna stand my ground, right. I take a step forward and do the intimidating foot stomp thing. It doesn't move and just looks at me like

. This nikka jumps clear off the desk and lands at my feet. I was like

. I thought I was gonna die. I made it to the dorm side of campus in record time.

I ran one over on my way to the mall later in the year tho .

 

[MBwithadream]

Some of the birds at the parks and school don't give a shyt either. Try to shoo away a bird to grab a seat on the bench and nikka looked at me like Little did I know, homie had bullet wound and everything I let him have the bench