Is it me or does it seem like Thanksgiving should be flattop"d??

[ORDER_66]

cuz turkey sucks b.


we do prime rib, crab legs, sushi platter, some korean food,bunch of desserts, and a chicken + stuffing on the side for those who wanna eat some poultry. chicken >>>> turkey

If only chicken got as big as turkeys...

One time my mom cooked two half chickens for thanksgiving it wasnt so bad....

 

[Canada Goose]

I don't cerebrate it but I love this holiday... its cool walking around NYC with little to no people outside, subway be damn near empty, its awesome

 

[The Jewnited States]

If only chicken got as big as turkeys...

One time my mom cooked two half chickens for thanksgiving it wasnt so bad....

smoked chicken is great to me.



i will say this though, one of my redneck hunting friends in VA hooked me up with some WILD turkey that he had killed himself a few days before, and that shyt was DELICIOUS. meat was a lot darker colored than the mass produced store bought turkeys, and it had WAY more flavor and was WAY more juicy. if i could get those kinds of turkeys on the regular, it would be a different story.

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Wonder why Cowboys and Lions always play on those days.

 

[ADK]

I've been tellin my people turkey is trash for years.

 

[aaaaaaa]

fukk TURKEY

And fukk thanksgiving. Us celebrating thanksgiving is like people celebrating the first time slave ships set shore on Africa.

It's fukked up all around.

 

[Sbp]

idk but i fukking hate turkey ... its like the chicken's big dry retarded cousin ... unless its deep fried or smoked those are pretty good

Yall muhfukkas don't know how to cook

 

[Ghpstface]

Yall muhfukkas don't know how to cook

i guess not

what kind of magical processes are you puting turkeys thru to make them edible?

 

[Big Blue]

Day before Thanksgiving is GOAT. Half day of work. Bars specials all night.

 

[ORDER_66]

smoked chicken is great to me.



i will say this though, one of my redneck hunting friends in VA hooked me up with some WILD turkey that he had killed himself a few days before, and that shyt was DELICIOUS. meat was a lot darker colored than the mass produced store bought turkeys, and it had WAY more flavor and was WAY more juicy. if i could get those kinds of turkeys on the regular, it would be a different story.

Good luck.... Says there's places out in jersey where you can get them... I wouldnt want to find one look like they might fight back.

 

[Ghpstface]

lets replace thanksgiving turkey with this

make it a holiday to not remember

 

[ORDER_66]

lets replace thanksgiving turkey with this

make it a holiday to not remember

 

[itsyoung!!]

With stores opening earlier and earlier every year, they trying to eliminate thanksgiving. The flat screen tv overtook the turkey as the holiday symbol.

thats an understatement.. first it was 6 am on black friday

then 4 am

then midnight

now they got sales on thanksgiving day

stores opening up at 8 pm

 

[ORDER_66]

thats an understatement.. first it was 6 am on black friday

then 4 am

then midnight

now they got sales on thanksgiving day

stores opening up at 8 pm

But i aint got time to shop on thanksgiving.... or after I caught the itis heavy...

 

[FaTaL]

how can you even enjoy thanksgiving with walmart opening up at 6pm?