Is it really war with ESPN with Durant? And Why?

[an emissary from hell]

I was incredibly offended by the personal against me. Despite thelse tragic circumstances our relationship is currently in, I would be the the first to tell you that Kevin Durant is a wonderful human being, there is nothing negative I have to say about this person and his beautiful family. But let me get down to the nitty gritty and address a few points.

Kevin Durant said in response to what he considered idiotic questions the media was asking about Scott Brooks' tenure, that we don't know anything. With anything being another word I can't utter over FCC airways. This occurred in February, Brooks was fired in April. So those same people you were talking about, the people you labeled idiotic, enem though to your credit you got wise and apologized, ultimately you showed your true feelings. It's like someone that was a bit inebriated, someone that is speaking their mind... their heart and they want to turn around and apologize when you really really didn't mean too, you were just upset the heat that came your way was something you couldn't deal with.

I have been more fair... now you can mention Kwame Brown, Jabber the Hutt, Slava man... but when it comes to the meat and potatas of what's going on in these athletes lives, what's going on with people close to them that affect their life and affect their performance on the basketball court, you know what I say, ZERO.

So Kevin Durant, this level of immaturity and sensitivity that prevent in the way you interact with the media is leading yourself down a tumultuous path. This isn't a basketball court, we aren't shooting jumpshots, I couldn't shine your shoes in that regard. This is a different arena, where the one thing I can promise you that you WILL NEVER have the last word. There is a level of respect that I have continuously showed and continue to show because I know what type of person this young dude is, but you made a mistake here and I feel the need to call you out on it. And now on, this implication that I don't stuff, y'all better think twice before y'all say that. When these NBA games are going on, you will see at these areners and remember I can find out more in 10 minutes at a basketball arena that on the phone with 50 different people inside of two weeks. Think about that and ask yourself, do you really want to make an enemy out of me?

This has to be the best parody account on this site

 

[Biscayne]

I was incredibly offended by the personal against me. Despite thelse tragic circumstances our relationship is currently in, I would be the the first to tell you that Kevin Durant is a wonderful human being, there is nothing negative I have to say about this person and his beautiful family. But let me get down to the nitty gritty and address a few points.

Kevin Durant said in response to what he considered idiotic questions the media was asking about Scott Brooks' tenure, that we don't know anything. With anything being another word I can't utter over FCC airways. This occurred in February, Brooks was fired in April. So those same people you were talking about, the people you labeled idiotic, enem though to your credit you got wise and apologized, ultimately you showed your true feelings. It's like someone that was a bit inebriated, someone that is speaking their mind... their heart and they want to turn around and apologize when you really really didn't mean too, you were just upset the heat that came your way was something you couldn't deal with.

I have been more fair... now you can mention Kwame Brown, Jabber the Hutt, Slava man... but when it comes to the meat and potatas of what's going on in these athletes lives, what's going on with people close to them that affect their life and affect their performance on the basketball court, you know what I say, ZERO.

So Kevin Durant, this level of immaturity and sensitivity that prevent in the way you interact with the media is leading yourself down a tumultuous path. This isn't a basketball court, we aren't shooting jumpshots, I couldn't shine your shoes in that regard. This is a different arena, where the one thing I can promise you that you WILL NEVER have the last word. There is a level of respect that I have continuously showed and continue to show because I know what type of person this young dude is, but you made a mistake here and I feel the need to call you out on it. And now on, this implication that I don't stuff, y'all better think twice before y'all say that. When these NBA games are going on, you will see at these areners and remember I can find out more in 10 minutes at a basketball arena that on the phone with 50 different people inside of two weeks. Think about that and ask yourself, do you really want to make an enemy out of me?

I read every single word of this in Steppin' A's voice.

 

[Biscayne]

This has to be the best parody account on this site

Jesse Lee Peterson parody account is pretty solid as well..

 

[the cool]

This has to be the best parody account on this site

nah it could of been executed better

with words steven a smith uses "a plethora of, by any stretch of the imagination, HOWEVER....etc etc"

 

[DonKnock]

its cause they want him to go to LAL but he isn't

Cosign:DKLean:

 

[Bilz]

I don't blame him tho......Anyone knows of this?




Is this why they been takin shots at him because he don't want to play the "Game"?

Yeah and it's a stupid ass game. It's bad enough when they do this during the offseason when free agency is actually open but since these dumbfukks are all anxious to get clicks and be the first to break a story, they're spreading rumors 1, 2, or even 3 years before a player is even eligible to go elsewhere.

The fans mostly hate free agency and think it shows that players are selfish. Eventually the rumors spill over into a postgame interview and the player is asked about whether he wants to go to LA or NY or whatever:

Response 1: "I love this team and this city and I never want to leave"
The player loses leverage and if he ever actually does leave, the fans will never forgive him for it

Response 2: "I am fully committed to this team and all I am focused on right now is winning a championship"
Fans will accuse him of avoiding the question and point out that he didn't commit to the team long term. The media will start ramping up with the rumors to distract the team if a championship becomes unlikely.

Response 3: "Eat a fat dikk you stupid fukks"
Media goes to war.

There is nothing good that comes out of this for the player. It makes him more polarizing, potential loss of endorsements, and so on. All so some idiot reporter can make a name for himself and be the first to scoop a story.

its cause they want him to go to LAL but he isn't

This too.

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

I was incredibly offended by the personal against me. Despite thelse tragic circumstances our relationship is currently in, I would be the the first to tell you that Kevin Durant is a wonderful human being, there is nothing negative I have to say about this person and his beautiful family. But let me get down to the nitty gritty and address a few points.

Kevin Durant said in response to what he considered idiotic questions the media was asking about Scott Brooks' tenure, that we don't know anything. With anything being another word I can't utter over FCC airways. This occurred in February, Brooks was fired in April. So those same people you were talking about, the people you labeled idiotic, enem though to your credit you got wise and apologized, ultimately you showed your true feelings. It's like someone that was a bit inebriated, someone that is speaking their mind... their heart and they want to turn around and apologize when you really really didn't mean too, you were just upset the heat that came your way was something you couldn't deal with.

I have been more fair... now you can mention Kwame Brown, Jabber the Hutt, Slava man... but when it comes to the meat and potatas of what's going on in these athletes lives, what's going on with people close to them that affect their life and affect their performance on the basketball court, you know what I say, ZERO.

So Kevin Durant, this level of immaturity and sensitivity that's prevalent in the way you interact with the media is leading yourself down a tumultuous path. This isn't a basketball court, we aren't shooting jumpshots, I couldn't shine your shoes in that regard. This is a different arena, where the one thing I can promise you that you WILL NEVER have the last word. There is a level of respect that I have continuously showed and continue to show because I know what type of person this young dude is, but you made a mistake here and I feel the need to call you out on it. And now on, this implication that I don't stuff, y'all better think twice before y'all say that. When these NBA games are going on, you will see at these areners and remember I can find out more in 10 minutes at a basketball arena that on the phone with 50 different people inside of two weeks. Think about that and ask yourself, do you really want to make an enemy out of me?

Yu dumb fukk

 

[MAKAVELI25]

I was incredibly offended by the personal against me. Despite thelse tragic circumstances our relationship is currently in, I would be the the first to tell you that Kevin Durant is a wonderful human being, there is nothing negative I have to say about this person and his beautiful family. But let me get down to the nitty gritty and address a few points.

Kevin Durant said in response to what he considered idiotic questions the media was asking about Scott Brooks' tenure, that we don't know anything. With anything being another word I can't utter over FCC airways. This occurred in February, Brooks was fired in April. So those same people you were talking about, the people you labeled idiotic, enem though to your credit you got wise and apologized, ultimately you showed your true feelings. It's like someone that was a bit inebriated, someone that is speaking their mind... their heart and they want to turn around and apologize when you really really didn't mean too, you were just upset the heat that came your way was something you couldn't deal with.

I have been more fair... now you can mention Kwame Brown, Jabber the Hutt, Slava man... but when it comes to the meat and potatas of what's going on in these athletes lives, what's going on with people close to them that affect their life and affect their performance on the basketball court, you know what I say, ZERO.

So Kevin Durant, this level of immaturity and sensitivity that's prevalent in the way you interact with the media is leading yourself down a tumultuous path. This isn't a basketball court, we aren't shooting jumpshots, I couldn't shine your shoes in that regard. This is a different arena, where the one thing I can promise you that you WILL NEVER have the last word. There is a level of respect that I have continuously showed and continue to show because I know what type of person this young dude is, but you made a mistake here and I feel the need to call you out on it. And now on, this implication that I don't stuff, y'all better think twice before y'all say that. When these NBA games are going on, you will see at these areners and remember I can find out more in 10 minutes at a basketball arena that on the phone with 50 different people inside of two weeks. Think about that and ask yourself, do you really want to make an enemy out of me?

You're legit talented at imitating him.

 

[seemorecizzy]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck Kevin Duraaaaaaaant

this is the funniest and most random song i've ever heard in my life

 

[King Poetic]

Because he has no heart according to cari champion

 

[plushcarpet]

because he isn't getting it done?

this is the guy who was supposed to dethrone lebron every year since 2012 and he hasn't done shyt even though his team is better than most of the NBA

 

[#1 pick]

They want him to leave OKC

 

[Tookalossfellbackcameback]

Dude really is sensitive. And phony. But whatever...

Durant always been a low key hoe ass nicca...it's just gone overlooked or unnoticed for years. Just recently those hoe tendancies have come out of him enough that people are finally recognizing.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

They buttered him up early and let him have it easy as far as criticism goes for most of his career, now he's feeling betrayed and acting like a rebellious teenager. He's got the pimples and everything.


He needs needs some LA weather