In the Jungle You Must Wait......Until the dice read 5 or 8...
I woulda been PISSED at Sarah for making me wait 26 years while her ass was too scared of some fukking Bats to roll her turn... Like bytch, your boyfriend just stole my bike, beat my ass and made me look like such a testicless fakkit that my father, in his shame tried to send me away to boarding school, and now I gotta wait TWENTY SIX YEARS in the jungle while Colonel Sanders hunts me day by day because YOU WERE SCARED OF SOME GODDAMN BATS?????