Is Itachi the biggest c00n in anime?

Is itachi the biggest c00n in anime?

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Hell nah he was a sucka and c00n :francis:


Imagine Hashirama going out sad and sliming out his entire clan hell no you can’t :pachaha:


That’s what c00ntachi was not the leaf :manny:
Itachi knew civil war would destroy the leaf and he loved the leaf...his people was tripping.

Third Hokage was trash tho. At least the 5th Hokage was tryna bring change to Leaf, that's why she ordered her strongest next gen ninja to bring Sasuke back.

She's not a mutant, so she's not a sellout. Her and her brother not being mutants is the worst retcon in marvel history.

What the fukk are they then?
 

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Itachi knew civil war would destroy the leaf and he loved the leaf...his people was tripping.

Third Hokage was trash tho. At least the 5th Hokage was tryna bring change to Leaf, that's why she ordered her strongest next gen ninja to bring Sasuke back.



What the fukk are they then?
They're regular kids that got boosted by the high evolutionary and they aren't magnetos biological kids
 

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The Leaf village is low key hilariously a genocidal empire through Naruto. If someone wanted to make an anime from the point of view of every other village the Leaf village would legit be a fascist expansionist empire.

A founder who forcibly made dozens of other races join his imperium. This founder is mythologized as this perfect goofy do gooder who never would hurt a fly but has hundreds of bodies. Supposedly this was to prevent future war but it doesn’t prevent future war and wars are bigger and bloodier than before fought with child soldiers.

Somehow his brother is first in line in succession and was a full on hardcore race supremacist who advocated destroying an entire people. He dies in war (supposedly sacrificed himself against overwhelming odds according to Leaf propaganda) and delegates succession in the field. No assembly, no conversation of who should be elected, just supposedly chooses the strongest fighter.

The third Hokage creates a literally team of child assassins to murder political opponents and state enemies. The head of this organization orchestrates a genocide for the benefit of the people. Not even women or children are spared. Not only does he murder them but defiles their corpses by taking their eyes for more power

Those are just big events. How much misery have individual evil mass murdering Leaf ninjas unleashed on the world? Orochimaru, Obito, Sasuke, Danzo, kabuto, Itachi, and were the cause of Pain’s creation due to them killing his parents (it was an accident according to the leaf). Even the “good” characters. Imagine how scary some like Minato was to other villages. How many fathers, sons and mothers he killed.

Oh and they literally control a nuclear weapon which they collectively as a community abused. Luckily Naruto was naturally good person because he and Sasuke could’ve enslaved the world.



Pain blowing the shyt up was the most deserved comeuppance in anime history.

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You ...... aren't.......wrong.

:francis:
 

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Who authorized this retcon?

I did like the retcon of Wakanda being so advanced they had a Kingdom in space. That was in genius but it's still fukk Coates lol
I don't remember when it happened, I think it was when they were making the X-Men garbage to devalue them cause Fox owned the movie rights.

And yea, the galactic empire of wakanda is the only cool thing about Black Panther these days. I wish they would just let him leave earth and focused on leading the empire.
 

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I don't remember when it happened, I think it was when they were making the X-Men garbage to devalue them cause Fox owned the movie rights.

And yea, the galactic empire of wakanda is the only cool thing about Black Panther these days. I wish they would just let him leave earth and focused on leading the empire.
We would get better stories and new enemies created plus we can actually dig deep in to the God Metal that the Predators have added to the non canonical Vibranium origins.

Wakanda versus Yautja would do numbers if they made the beef canon.
 

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We would get better stories and new enemies created plus we can actually dig deep in to the God Metal that the Predators have added to the non canonical Vibranium origins.

Wakanda versus Yautja would do numbers if they made the beef canon.
I doing think I finished the predator vs Black panther story, but that is intriguing.

I just want him off Earth so he'll stop being a weak ass cuck like he is in pretty much every story these days.
 

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The Leaf village is low key hilariously a genocidal empire through Naruto. If someone wanted to make an anime from the point of view of every other village the Leaf village would legit be a fascist expansionist empire.

A founder who forcibly made dozens of other races join his imperium. This founder is mythologized as this perfect goofy do gooder who never would hurt a fly but has hundreds of bodies. Supposedly this was to prevent future war but it doesn’t prevent future war and wars are bigger and bloodier than before fought with child soldiers.

Somehow his brother is first in line in succession and was a full on hardcore race supremacist who advocated destroying an entire people. He dies in war (supposedly sacrificed himself against overwhelming odds according to Leaf propaganda) and delegates succession in the field. No assembly, no conversation of who should be elected, just supposedly chooses the strongest fighter.

The third Hokage creates a literally team of child assassins to murder political opponents and state enemies. The head of this organization orchestrates a genocide for the benefit of the people. Not even women or children are spared. Not only does he murder them but defiles their corpses by taking their eyes for more power

Those are just big events. How much misery have individual evil mass murdering Leaf ninjas unleashed on the world? Orochimaru, Obito, Sasuke, Danzo, kabuto, Itachi, and were the cause of Pain’s creation due to them killing his parents (it was an accident according to the leaf). Even the “good” characters. Imagine how scary some like Minato was to other villages. How many fathers, sons and mothers he killed.

Oh and they literally control a nuclear weapon which they collectively as a community abused. Luckily Naruto was naturally good person because he and Sasuke could’ve enslaved the world.



Pain blowing the shyt up was the most deserved comeuppance in anime history.

pain-naruto-causing-destruction-manga-8i9wb6c9t38x8t21.gif

I didn't realize it because I was young when reading/watching Naruto, but you're right. They had a torture squad, too. :snoop:
 

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I doing think I finished the predator vs Black panther story, but that is intriguing.

I just want him off Earth so he'll stop being a weak ass cuck like he is in pretty much every story these days.
He was fukked in the Vs Predator book. No way should his Dora Milaje ever tell the King to get behind her while in his Habit. That is a warrior King, and when in the Black Panther Habit, he is supposed to protect all...not be told to get behind a fukking woman
 

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He was fukked in the Vs Predator book. No way should his Dora Milaje ever tell the King to get behind her while in his Habit. That is a warrior King, and when in the Black Panther Habit, he is supposed to protect all...not be told to get behind a fukking woman
I really can't stand the dora milaje lol only reason they exist seems to be to cuck Black Panther.
 

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I really can't stand the dora milaje lol only reason they exist seems to be to cuck Black Panther.
We technically should only see them when Tchalla is not dawning the habit. I have no issues with him having female bodyguards, but like you say...they cuck him and make him look weak.

And I blame Coogler for that shyt. At least in the comics the War Dogs are seen fighting wars and not the Doras. They are regulated to being only bodyguards.

This is why I wanna chokeslam Ryan Coogler until he begs me to accept his apology.
 
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