Is Jeff Bezos an idiot?

[King Frost]

Escorts only. With that money getting an escort is like buying Doritos at the corner store.

The escort will sell her story to National Enquirer & TMZ

go ask stormy daniels

if it wasn't the escort, it would her pimp, bodyguard, escort agency owner. Sooner or later police would bust them and they make a deal to give up their wealthiest trick for plea deal.

men that wealthy evolve above esocrts, the only options are fukk buddies or trophy wives

 

[Strapped]

Nah , just a greedy evil genius

 

[Morethan1]

because even if she gets half he still a billionaire.

60-70x over

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

People use circumstances like this to speak about decisions that they would've made if they were that person as a means to show themselves to be much more disciplined or smart.

Never considering maybe he doesn't give a fukk, not much deeper than that.

Or never realizing it could be about how far ahead he's planning. Give her 50 bill now to avoid giving her a portion of the 200 bill that you'll eventually have.


Also the sheer amount of money these people are toying with is incredible, she can go back to her infancy, spend 7 mill every year until she's 72, and she's still good, that's only 504 million

 

[AquaCityBoy]

because even if she gets half he still a billionaire.

"Went to Vegas, jumped the broom cause I wasn't trippin on paper
Or no prenuptial agreement for momma
If we broke up and she took half
I'd still be sitting on commas
Eight figures, nikka."

 

[Blankthawtz]

Why even get married if you got money? She ain't going anywhere and if she does go get another one.

 

[Taadow]

Blah blah blah, he can just pay somebody to kill her.

 

[Nemesis]

idk If his cheating scandals are true or not but.....

Why would you even test a women and cheat on her knowing full damn and well that you didn’t sign a prenup?

I know damn well how emotional and spiteful women can be. If I’m in his shoes I’d only be fukking with escorts and wouldn’t entertain the idea of cheating knowing she could possibly get half my money.

Do not confuse intelligence with being smart .....

A lot of these dudes arent smart

 

[Gusto]

Prenup is irrelevant. Prenup only protects assets from before the marriage. He got practically all of his bread during the marriage. Good luck getting any woman to sign a postnup.

 

[itsyoung!!]

Why people been acting like he didn't meet and marry her waaaaay before the wealth?

Most posters are dumb and never look at the whole subject thats why.

Most posters commenting on this dont even fully grasp or understand Jeff Bezos money is tied to stocks in his company. He doesnt actually have $160 billion or any where near that.

“Just give her $50 billion” cant give her money you dont actually have...


On top of that prenups dont even matter in 2019. Its up to judge discretion to honor them or not now a days. Not as automatic as before.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Why even get married if you got money? She ain't going anywhere and if she does go get another one.

Fam, normally I roll with the GMB crowd but in the case of Bezos I can't. He started Amazon a year after they married, she wrote the business plan for him when he started. This is one case where the wife actually was shooting with him in the gym. He wouldn't have such a mass fortune if she was a shyt woman.

But after 25 years he's probably tired of sneaking around and wants to have his fun. So his fortune goes from 150 billion to 75 billion and based on the way Amazon treats it's workers it's cool, am I supposed to shed a tear over this?

Think of it this way, his marriage grossed 135 billion, who else marriage amasses that type of loot?

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

Why people been acting like he didn't meet and marry her waaaaay before the wealth?

Because it fukks up the narrative of some random Joe Schmo trying to prove to strangers that he is smarter than someone who made a billion dollars 100 times

 

[R.E.N. Spells Ren]

because even if she gets half he still a billionaire.

Right, and not only does he remain a billionaire....the lux of his lifestyle won't change not single bit after his divorce settlement. Only difference is he'll be free to smash whoever he wants.

His kids are her kids so he ain't even really hurting his future generations with this move. Lol @ coli brehs chiding or feeling sorry him.

 

[Doobie Doo]

Imagine earning 75 billion and all you had to do was be married for 25 years.

 

[Bumblebreh]

thecoli.com

Most posters are dumb and never look at the whole subject thats why.

Most posters commenting on this dont even fully grasp or understand Jeff Bezos money is tied to stocks in his company. He doesnt actually have $160 billion or any where near that.

“Just give her $50 billion” cant give her money you dont actually have...


On top of that prenups dont even matter in 2019. Its up to judge discretion to honor them or not now a days. Not as automatic as before.

Brehs are just being intentionally ignorant to get daps.