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CuzTheyKnowMe said:
It was wednesday night around 1-2 AM, I was going through the coli looking for my future wife, when I saw someone post a shyt thread, so I was like lulz let me be like that cool 12 year old and post "didnt read LOL"...but the post got deleted and I got suspended for 3 days.

Ok that was just to sum up why I got banned from the coli, now to say how my days have went.

Day 1

I woke up the next morning at 9 AM with the usual morning wood, I walked to the bathroom, took a piss, washed my faces, brushed my teeth, all that cool stuff. Then I go get my iPhone, go on the coli, and see "error" you are suspended until August 19, 4:39 AM or something like that. I fell into tears as soon as I saw that, I threw my iPhone against the wall, broke into pieces. I had no idea what I would do all day. From 9:30 AM to 10:15 am I was just laying on the floor next to my Iphone crying and crying. I finally got up and realized I had to do something else, but I had no idea what. So from 10:15 to 10:18 I was hitting my head against the wall, literally, then I did it one time too heavy and passed out.I later woke up at 2 PM, with a big headache, and forgot all about the suspension on the coli. For some reason I could not find my phone at all...so I went on my laptop, and saw I was suspended. Once again I was fell into tears :dwillhuh:. As I was crying, I was thinking what did I do all day without the coli? Yahoo answers! So I went on that site, and realized after about 8 hours of trolling all the fun sections, it wasn't the same...Now it's around 10 PM, idk what to do, so I took 6 of my dads sleeping pills and some vodka.

Day 2

I wake up around 3 in the afternoon completely naked in my bathtub. Today I didn't have to brush my teeth because I did it yesterday. :why: So today was friday, I was like I guess I can go out and hang with a few friends. I start looking for my phone, can't find it, tried calling it, straight to voicemail, tried saying 'If I was a iphone where would I be"...didnt work. So I gave up. I decided I could just do my own thing for the day, I changed and went outside. I saw the most amazing girl i've ever seen. I started walking to her, she started walking away, I sped up to catch up to her, she starts walking faster, I walk faster to keep up, shes running now, I am too, she starts screaming at the top of her lungs, I realize there must be someone behind us chasing us! I start screaming too, eventually I fell and hurt my knee really bad, she got away and I guess the other guy stopped chasing me. :pachaha::pachaha::pachaha:After being in the emergency room for about 9 hours for the scratch on my knee (doctors did say I had a better knee then rose, so I'm happy) I went home, it was around 1 AM...when I usually love to go on the coli, but no, I couldn't...I take 18 sleeping pills along with my usual medications for my other coniditions, sleepy time.

Day 3

Somehow I wake up at 6 AM, got 5 hours of sleep even with those 18 sleeping pills, I guess after you take a certian amount they cancel out. It was the 3rd saturday of the month so I knew it was time to take my first shower of August. I stay in the shower for VERY long, I think about my life, girls, and put myself in situations I know I would never be in. 6:01 AM, done taking a shower. :whew::whew:Today I take my second chance at finding my dream girl, since the love of my life had been lost yesterday due to some serial killer (i think). I was feeling a bit hungry after working so hard in the shower, I cook up 8 eggs, 7 waffles and 19 bacon stripes. Then I am about to go outside and realize WTF its 6 30 AM who the hell is outside right now? So I literally stood at the wall for 3 hours, without blinking, or even thinking about a single thing. Now its 9:30, perfect time to find my future love. I start walking outside, then realized with my medicaiton, I couldn't stay outside cause it was too sunny. So from 9 30 to 11 I was yelling outside my window trying to get girls to come to my house. I got a few looks but no one was intrested, besides some homeless man who I must say looked pretty cool from a distance. So today I had work, from 11 to 10 I worked all day, but I could not stop thinking about the coli, so I stayed in the bathroom the whole time crying. My boss found me and fired me, I was very upset but then he said I could come back if I sucked his penis, needless to say, I have work tomorrow. So i got home and jerked it until around 2 AM, then I finally went to sleep.

Day now:damn::damn::damn:

Today I woke up, unsuspended, and now I am telling you of my story.
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CuzTheyKnowMe said:
Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be like me? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like that to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.
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What the fukk did you just fukking say about me, you little bytch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fukk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fukking words. You think you can get away with saying that shyt to me over the Internet? Think again, fukker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fukking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shyt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fukking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shyt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fukking dead, kiddo. :birdman:
 
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HookersandIceCream said:
What the fukk did you just fukking say about me, you little bytch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fukk out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fukking words. You think you can get away with saying that shyt to me over the Internet? Think again, fukker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fukking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shyt. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fukking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shyt fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fukking dead, kiddo. :birdman:
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No. No. You just wait a fukkING SECOND. What the fukk did you just call me? WHAT THE fukk DID YOU JUST CALL ME? I’ll have you know that I’m PROUD. You don’t INSULT me. And by the way, no. No, im not a "troll" Do you even KNOW where my posts came from? My BRAIN. “OH HE JUST COPIES AND PASTES EVERYTHING WHAT A CAC". Just because I’m new on the coli doesn't mean I should be disrespected. I’m mature. I have serious basketball knowledge. I have many people who dislike my posts but I don't give a shyt. I watch basketball every day. Basketball is my life. I couldn’t live without it. I would die without it. I know everything about basketvall. I watch ESPN first take all the time.) I’M NOT STUPID. I did my first in-game dunk when I was ten. I’m NOT like other posters, SO STOP SAYING THAT I AM. I’m sick of it. I’m so fukking sick of all of it. I’ll have you know that I knew what a vagina does when I was NINE fukkING YEARS OLD. NINE. I WAS fukkING NINE. I BET THAT YOU DIDN’T KNOW WHAT A VAGINA WAS WHEN YOU WERE NINE. I type with proper grammar, and you don’t. You aren’t better than me. You didn't even answer the OP. Do your research. By the way, you are disgusting. fukk all of you. I’m not “stupid” because I actually know about basketball and you don’t. fukk you. fukk off.
 
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