Is Ralph Lauren a joon?

[Xtraz2]

Born Ralph Lifshytz, he changed his surname to Lauren when he was 16 years old[citation needed]. “My given name has the word 'shyt' in it,” he told Oprah Winfrey. “When I was a kid, the other kids would make a lot of fun of me. It was a tough name. That's why I decided to change it. Then people said, "Did you change your name because you don't want to be Jewish?" I said, "Absolutely not. That's not what it's about. My cousins who lived in California had changed their last name to Lawrence. So I just thought, "I'm going to pick a nice last name"—it wasn't particularly connected to anything or anyone."[10]

now if a black man had changed his name from Laquon to Larry everybody woulda been callin them a c00n and a sellout

it's common in tha white community and "selling out" to get ahead is not looked down upon

 

[jdubnyce]

"lifshytz"

 

[yoyoyo1]

no doubt.. even white people with regular names that are a bit 'different' change their names

cause the general public is fukking stupid, mostly

the only brehs i can think that keep their real names are some token ethnic brehs and zach galifinakis (but look how long it took that guy to become famous)

 

[Lewis Black]

Breh my dudes name lifeshyts......he had every right.


Teachers reading your name out in class like

Teacher: Ralph... Life...shatz....life....shytz....Lifeshyts?

Ralph:

Teacher:


Kids in class:

 

[Illuminatos]

Joon?

Is that supposed to be a Jewish c00n or something?

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

A LOT of people change their names: http://www.imdb.com/list/UbxeDcLzYro/

Especially jews and italians.

Hell, Jon Stewart's last name is actually Leibowitz

 

[ScoopNScore]

A LOT of people change their names: http://www.imdb.com/list/UbxeDcLzYro/

Especially jews and italians.

Hell, Jon Stewart's last name is actually Leibowitz

Especially when families would immigrate to America back in the day, INS would give them new last names to fit in easier.

Although, at Lifshytz. That reminds me of Rugrats when the mothers would be reading from the Dr. Lipschitz magazine for parenting advice.

 

[marcuz]

jews are notorious for trying to hide the jew through name changes and nose jobs

 

[john goodman]

It's about the brand

Polo is selling that wasp life to middle America

A name like lifshytz wouldn't cut it

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

Especially when families would immigrate to America back in the day, INS would give them new last names to fit in easier.

Although, at Lifshytz. That reminds me of Rugrats when the mothers would be reading from the Dr. Lipschitz magazine for parenting advice.

hell...how many "asians" do you know that come through and get a super generic "white christian" name?

Ben? Sally? Joan?

 

[sakano]

A lot of European immigrants anglicized their names when they entered the United States

 

[Non Sequitur]

I read his biography, dude is a certified weirdo.

 

[fukkyalifestyle]

pretty sure he jacked his own steez off somone else. I don't agree with jews changing there names but lets keep it real are you gonna wear ralph lipshytz? im jewish and im not wearing that shyt.

 

[ScoopNScore]

hell...how many "asians" do you know that come through and get a super generic "white christian" name?

Ben? Sally? Joan?

I used to go to a high school that had a bunch of Asians (Brooklyn Tech for by NYC brehs) so I was like when I heard so many Johns and Nancy's and Mikes and only like 3 at a time having traditional names like Jun or Min.

 

[beenz]

It's about the brand

Polo is selling that wasp life to middle America

A name like lifshytz wouldn't cut it

real talk. you can't be a WASP with a name like that.

btw, I'm @ the term "joon"