Is Sakura the most trifling hoe of all time?

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For all the grief I've given Naruto for falling off after the timeskip, this is one of the things that I thought Kishi handled brilliantly.

When Naruto curved Sakura and charged her to the game... :banderas:
That was a legit W right there.

Props to Kishi for being smart enough to have Naruto wife Hinata in the end. She was ride or die from Day 1 :wow:
 
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I know this aint the thread for this but the only Uchiha worth a fukk was Itachi. The rest are emo crybabies that get mad throw temper tantrums get cross eyed when they don't get their way and go psycho. Tobirama was right to keep that trash clan in the outskirts of Konaha. Itachi even knew his clan wasn't worth a damn and killed them all himself.

Man, you're teling me Madara soloing the entire shinobi world wasn't fuego?
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Uchiha's got the coolest powers too, stay being GOATS.
Rest of the villiage was just hating on them cuz they were better.

She wanted a real one

Naruto had to settle :mjlol:
How the did he settle?:mjlol:
He has a dime with big tiites who's had a crush on him since they were like 6. She literally died for him against Pein. She's loyal as fukk. Got good genes too, kids will inherit her ninja fukkery.
Matter of fact Naruto lucky she waited on his dumbass for so long:mjlol:

Sakura is WOAT wife material.
 

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Man, you're teling me Madara soloing the entire shinobi world wasn't fuego?
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Uchiha's got the coolest powers too, stay being GOATS.
Rest of the villiage was just hating on them cuz they were better.


How the did he settle?:mjlol:
He has a dime with big tiites who's had a crush on him since they were like 6. She literally died for him against Pein. She's loyal as fukk. Got good genes too, kids will inherit her ninja fukkery.
Matter of fact Naruto lucky she waited on his dumbass for so long:mjlol:

Sakura is WOAT wife material.

Madara one of the most gully characters in anime history
 

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The fact Madara turned out to NOT be the final boss was disgraceful. Built him up as this mythical demigod for like 4 seasons only to throw him in the bushes for some random ass space aliens. :dead:

when it turned out black zetsu was the plug the entire series i just:picard::picard::picard::picard::picard::picard::picard::picard: off the strength of that plot twist
 

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Matter of fact Naruto lucky she waited on his dumbass for so long:mjlol:

This. Naruto's lucky she didn't give up and decided to go after Kiba or something. Or Shikamaru's lazy ass. :mjlol:

In reality though, there wasn't even a reason for Naruto to get with Sakura in the end anyway, the only reason why he liked her back in the day was because he thought she was pretty. It would've been the equivalent to finally pulling the baddest girl you had a crush on back in high school, only to realize that the girl is whack and her only hobbies are watching Netflix and buying Astrology crystals. At least for Hinata, that grew organically and it made sense.
 

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Yea. I just remember how many times her friends and teachers called her out on how much she shat on Naruto. Even the love of her life Sasuke basically :pacspit: because she was just shytting on him relentlessly then she didn't even respect him enough as man to just keep it 100 with him.

I just saw the new joint. I guess its 15 years later and Naruto is a family man, Mayor of the city, nice house, beautiful faithful wife that packs his lunch every day and two nice kids.

Sakura lives in an apartment with a husband whose never home and a child who won't even acknowledge her as her mother.
Lol
Sakura is left as a single mom while Sasuke is on that deadbear status
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Sakura was my favourite character at the start of Shippuden and then she was forgotten. Her fight against Sasori was amazing.

Really the story didn't have time for developing you if your name wasn't Sasuke or Naruto.

What disturbs me the most is that Kishimoto wanted this to be a homo relationship but is going to make Boruto marry Sarada in the future.

:hhh:
You can't just say this with no source.:dame:
 

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Man, you're teling me Madara soloing the entire shinobi world wasn't fuego?
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Uchiha's got the coolest powers too, stay being GOATS.
Rest of the villiage was just hating on them cuz they were better.
That was cold but that new generation of ninjas cant touch Madara and Hashirama and lets not forget Madara was straight up cheating with Hashirama cells. Waited until that man died took his cells and injected himself just to have an advantage later on and still butt hurt from getting his ass handed to him.
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Let's never forget who bodied this nikka 1 on 1 (2x) when they shot the fair one.
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The God Shinobi..

Sakura was my favourite character at the start of Shippuden and then she was forgotten. Her fight against Sasori was amazing.

Really the story didn't have time for developing you if your name wasn't Sasuke or Naruto.

What disturbs me the most is that Kishimoto wanted this to be a homo relationship but is going to make Boruto marry Sarada in the future.

:hhh:
What? Where did you hear this? I need a source or quote from Kishi himself saying this. Never heard this one before.
 
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