Is Sasha Thumper The Greatest Fictional Character In Hip Hop History?

[Shield & Sword]

From what I remember he was from Queens right?

And he was ill with the pill? Dribbled to the hoop and scooped and all that...

Food stamps, still he was the champ...

 

[Yehuda]

Bla Bla Bla >>>>>>> All these characters

 

[BIGDENNIS10UK]

Eminem's mysterious black girlfriend.

 

[Barry Sanders]

gloria from astoria

 

[Barry Sanders]

ho happy jackie

 

[Another Man]

See, IMO that's what's so great about "Second Childhood" by Nas.

EVERYBODY on this board knows somebody like the fool in Verse 2 or the chick in Verse 3...hell, you might HAVE both in your own family!:

[Verse 2]
Yo, dude is 31, livin in his moms crib
Ex-convict, was paroled there after his long bid
Cornrows in his hair, still slingin, got a crew
They break his moms furniture, watchin Comicview
Got babies by different ladies high smokin L's
in the same spot he stood since, eighty-five well
When his stash slow, he be crazy
Say he by his moms, hit her on her payday
Junior high school dropout, teachers never cared
They was paid just to show up and leave, no one succeeds
So he moves with his peers, different blocks, different years
Sittin on, different benches like it's musical chairs
All his peoples moved on in life, he's on the corners at night
with young dudes it's them he wanna be like
It's sad but it's fun to him right? He never grew up
31 and can't give his youth, he's in his second childhood

[Verse 3]
Baby girl she's always talkin name droppin hangin late
Drinkin smokin hates her baby daddy, craves shoppin
E poppin Ecstasy takin, won't finish her education
Best friend she keeps changin, stuck with limitations
Lustin men, many hotels, Fendi Chanel
With nothin in her bank account frontin she do well
Her kid suffers he don't get that love he deserve
He the Sun, she the Earth, single mom, even worse
No job never stay workin, mad purty
Shorty they call her the brain surgeon
Time flyin she the same person, never matures
All her friends married doin well
She's in the streets yakkety yakkin like she was 12
Honey is twenty-seven, argues fights
Selfish in her own right, polite, guess she's in her second childhood

Song was real as fukk

 

[TV]

Billie Jean>>>>>


*drops mic

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

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Woodrow
























SUUUUUUUSSSIIIIEEE



































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Or shymeek from fuccin 212 gawd, whose still lyin out there like a new born fuccin baby

 

[malbaker86]

Sasha or Renee

 

[winb83]

Sally was getting raped as a youth and then got knocked up by her mom's dude then got killed by her brother and step dad fighting.

 

[NuBlackRanger]

Toilet Tisha>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Thatrogueassdiaz]

Erykah badu's Tyrone. And the song isn't even about Tyrone lol.

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

I don't think I've seen anyone bring up Jasmine.

 

[Cabbage Patch]

Billie Jean>>>>>


*drops mic

swept her feet off the ground --

that nikka just picked her up to throw her away

(but he's still the King, and she's still a Queen, and that story wasn't fiction. Allegedly.)

 

[bogey_j]

I knew this kid named Donovan...

From what I remember he was from Queens right?

And he was ill with the pill? Dribbled to the hoop and scooped and all that...

song?