Is Second Round K.O the most self-inflicted diss track ever?

[DANJ!]

SO this is gonna be the new trend I see...

Threads where nikkas suddenly have epiphanies about songs/artists they liked for 15-20 years, and then announce that out of nowhere they weren't that dope.

 

[Farrinto]

SN: Has Jada even done a bid

Who you know can make a million dollar bail on cash
Never did a day but got the jails on smash

 

[Doomsday]

"Trained to run 100 miles in soft sand,
On or off land"

You trippin. Canibus had bars and went hard on that track. He was basically saying LL is a p*ssy celebrity and not a real MC.

 

[mobbinfms]

no the fukk it wasnt..

what did pac tell biggie..

make songs for the women...nikkas would flock to what the hoes like..

1 more chance...

Yeah you didn't want to be seen as catering to women too much though.
And neither PAC nor Big had 99% female fan bases because they knew how to balance it out.

 

[mobbinfms]

:pdahellclean:

 

[Mr Clean]

A lot of rap disses are like that. Especially when someone is beefing a bigger star. For example, look at Jadakiss ''Checkmate'':



You made history! 1.1 million in a short week! (laughs)
I ain't mad, I don't wanna sound mad, I feel marvelous
Translation:



I might never sell that much
Translation:




Yeah, you got a felony, but you ain't a predicate
Translation: I know you're thorough..but you aint been back in the bing (lmao). SN: Has Jada even done a bid


Never the King of New York, you live in Connecticut
You don't be in the hood, you be in the woods
Translation: You live in a mansion with lots of space. You're not cooped up in an NYC project apartment like the rest of us.




You should just sell clothes and sneakers
Translation: Goddamn that G unit clothing is making you mad money



You had to get shot 9 times to be rich
Translation: How the fukk did you make so much money

 

[NoChillJones]

I used to think this was a GOAT-level diss years ago but as I was listening to it the other day, the more I realize Canibus accomplished nothing outside of ethering himself numerous times...



"I studied your background, read the book that you wrote"

Translation: I'm a Stan.



"I know bytches that seen you smoke weed recently"

Translation: You hang out with bad bytches and get high. I don't.



"You walk around showin' off your body 'cause it sells"

Translation: You're diesel, I'm not. You sell records, I don't.



"99% of your fans wear high heels"

Translation: Women love you. Not me.


"You might got more cash than me"

Translation: You got more cash than me


"You ain't got the skills to eat a nikka's ass like me"

Translation:




"We can get it on live in front of the cameras on your own sitcom"

Translation: You are the star of a national sitcom. I'm not.



Can't believe I used to actually listen to this and think he was insulting LL by telling him how much women love him and how successful he is then bragging bout eating nikkaz ass.

The overall ether is he blackballed himself out the game....and the diss LL released pretty much dispelled any talk about him being great cause he got ate by a nikka 15 years older then him

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I might have to leave work because of this one LMAO

 

[H. Selassie]

Gtfoh... he collected LL's scalp

You fakkits always trying to change history
You couldn't tell all that bullshyt when u first heard it?

Square up, bytch

 

[SirBiatch]

very accurate

 

[Erratic415]

The most self-inflicted wound was Canibus released a phone convo with LL that Bus must have secretly recorded, in which he (sadly) says he has little family, talks about how he idolizes LL, and how "the Internet is international from New York to Florida....they are making fun of me on the Internet"

What was he thinking?

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Canibus working in the tire Dept at Sears in Arizona now

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

its funny that the most famous line from this song has nothing to do with the battle.

'the greatest rapper of all time died on March 9th"

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

The phone call was self inflicted

 

[Jordan>>LeFrozen]

Oh so u wanted me to continue pointing out how u don't know the history of hip hop.


First off you never specified hardcore/gangster rappers......(LL wasn't softcore by the way)...gangster rap really took off in 93. But since u wanna play that game. i got u


I'll start off with an obvious one....




now u might try to reach and say Kane isnt "hardcore" so i'll then bring up Grand Daddy IU who gave AZ inspiration with this song that was very lady friendly. 2pac was doing the running man next to Humpty hump when this was hot.







I remember my female cousin creaming in her teen panties when this came on The Box(yeah, i went there)...what u know about King Sun? I will say this....when this song was popping....no one knew who 2pac was except Digital Underground members.









u had DJ Quiks boy AMG with Jiggable Pie....Quik falls in that gangster rap category correct? So his boy would also fall somewhere in that category. Pac only had Brendas Got A Baby around this time.







Like how The Fat Boys were from East New York but made fun music....Little Shawn was a street dude who made women friendly songs. Pacs biggest hit was still Brenda but he was more recognized as Bishop around this time







Lets see....then u had Brand Nubians with Love Me Or Leave Me alone...u gonna tell me brand Nubians wern't hardcore with songs like Punks Jump Up To Get Beat Down and Pass The Gat? Pac is still Bishop around this time






I'm about to really hit u in the head with this one....Willie D did this very woman friendly song.....Noooooooo not you Willie D, Mr "I'll put a hole in your head the size of a half dollar". My grandmother loved this song...i guess Willie was succesful at making it women friendly cuz my grandmother loved it....Pac was still bishop when this dropped








I really dont know what category this fits in but its defiantly hardcore...and its dedicated to a specific kind of chick.....Remember when your hero Pac was pissing off Janet singing the hook in Poetic Justice... ha! Pac had jokes







2pacs boy had this song out(but not the video) before Pacs 2nd album dropped








and finally we have Meth and Mary.....grammy winner i might add....u mentioned Biggie but forgot Meth....this song and video was the 3rd version....I seriously doubt 2pac had any influence on any of the versions.





Like I said...your 2pac dikkriding failed you today...u said Pac was the first hardcore/gangster rapper to pander to making women friendly songs. again, u know nothing about the history of hip hop.

You right but LL was extra corny at times when it came to appealing to women. I remember his verse for the ladies on flava in ya ear and in my mind it was likehow does that verse even fit the song