I thought it was:
0-3

“I hope nobody recognizes me creeping out her apartment, at 4:19am, in this hoody” “Why did I fukk that bytch?! Who am I, what’s wrong with meeee?!” “Yeah I wore a rubber, doc. I don’t give af I need every test RIGHT NOW…” “you gon suck this dikk or whut…… uhh can you get my cousin too?”
4-5

“we fukkin but she better stop trying to hold my hand until the lights go down in movie theater” “…Just eat the plan B and stop playing, IM NOT SAYING NOTHING WRONG WITH YOU IM JUST NOT READY FOR ALL THAT… Damn just eat the fukkin pill and I’ll see you tomorrow night…”

“I got a girl…” “…I think they do payment plans for BBL’s now…” “I forgot I had to loan my sister some money, you got us this time babe I’ll get dinner next time?” “I got my half of the rent, I don’t know what you gon do baby. You should ask your dad to let you hold something”
5-7

“Damn, She kinda fine in that dress tho…” “ima need a paternity test when the baby get here…” “you just don’t know what she look like under that outfit and with her hair out, I’m telling you she straight bro…” “bytch! What the fukk you mean you quit your job today?!…”
8-9

“Yeah my momma would love to meet you…” “my bad I didn’t mean to look so serious, I was just thinking about our future together” “oh why yeen say anything I would have wore a condom if you asked…” “all my baby cousins look up to you as a positive female influence…” “nah, she just my roommate I’m single. She don’t like a lot of company so we can hang out at your spot…”
10

“put your wallet away, I told you your money is no good” “AGAHAHAHHAAA baby you always so funny…” “what kind of dish detergent do you like in your bubble bath” “So I thought I’d try this new recipe you might like” “of course I’ll eat your ass behind this Wendy’s dumpster…” “You look clean… fukk it, if you got it WE got it!” “Ohhhh I thought you said DON’T pull out…I mean we not getting any younger… I been thinking about baby names anyway…” “I know their father isn’t in their life but I’m willing to step up as a black man and be the father all five of your children need” “I don’t care what the paternity is gonna say! I’ve been her father for 9 years and I’m going to keep this family together…”