Is the FSN Clippers Color Announcer the biggest cornball kac in broadcasting?

[Bilz]

20 times a game, it's "tell me Blake Griffin isn't the best ball handling power forward in the game" "Tell me there isn't another guard that could make the pass that Chris Paul just made" "Tell me Jamal Crawford isn't the best 6th man in the game right now" "Tell me Lamar Odom wouldn't have made that play 2 months ago" "Tell me DeAndre Jordan's free throws haven't greatly improved since 14 days ago" Settle down, Michael Smith.

 

[Bilz]

Only reason I know about this cornball is because I used to gamble on late night Clippers games () and I'd stream the games and I'd suddenly have the face after while because I'd have to listen to this cornball kac talk.

I just wikied him and he's a former pro player?

How the fukk does a former pro sound this corny

He mentions his pathetic career like 5 times a game. If I didn't like watching the clippers I'd probably hate the guy.

 

[genesis09]

Leo Rautins

 

[pete clemenza]

He mentions his pathetic career like 5 times a game. If I didn't like watching the clippers I'd probably hate the guy.

I thought he played more than two years in the league the way he talks about his career

 

[ikbm]

tommy heinsohn is a fakkit.
that is all.

 

[Bilz]

I thought he played more than two years in the league the way he talks about his career

he was the 9th or 10th man on those Celtics teams but he talks like him Bird and Parish were the big 3.

 

[GreatestLaker]

Those fakkits are annoying. Listening to them you would think Blake Griffin is the best big man ever.

The Celtics and Cavs commentators are just as bad too.

 

[pete clemenza]

Those fakkits are annoying. Listening to them you would think Blake Griffin is the best big man ever.

The Celtics and Cavs commentators are just as bad too.

So you never heard of Stu Lance then?

 

[GreatestLaker]

So you never heard of Stu Lance then?

Stu Lance is one of the better commentators. He is hardly ever biased and is very knowledgeable.

 

[pete clemenza]

Stu Lance is one of the better commentators. He is hardly ever biased and he is very knowledgeable.

 

[ADLT]

Stu Lance is one of the better commentators. He is hardly ever biased and is very knowledgeable.

he routinely praises kobe for the exact same things he reprimands other players for

 

[Bilz]

he routinely praises kobe for the exact same things he reprimands other players for

So damn true. Kobe will blatantly travel and he'll deflect and talk about how they usually don't call such a thing in the NBA. A guy on the other team will do the exact same thing and he'll go off on some rant about how the guy didn't spend enough time working on his footwork over the summer.

Some guy on the other team will dribble with his back to the basket for 2 seconds and Stu will start clamoring for a 5 second backdown call. Kobe will then do it for 8-10 seconds and they wont call it and Stu's dumb ass will say that Kobe has a 5 second clock built into his head and he made his move just in time to avoid the violation

 

[TMillzy]

Ralph Lawler is a legend. "First to 100 wins, its the law". Mike Smith is one corny ass white dude, but I've grown to tolerate him. The celtics announcers are easily the worst in the league

 

[USSInsiders]

20 times a game, it's "tell me Blake Griffin isn't the best ball handling power forward in the game" "Tell me there isn't another guard that could make the pass that Chris Paul just made" "Tell me Jamal Crawford isn't the best 6th man in the game right now" "Tell me Lamar Odom wouldn't have made that play 2 months ago" "Tell me DeAndre Jordan's free throws haven't greatly improved since 14 days ago" Settle down, Michael Smith.

This is his entire 2 hours worth of bullshyt jabbering summed up in a few sentences.

He literally says that same shyt every single fukking game

He has the most obnoxiously cacish voice too

 

[LezJepzin]

He ain't so bad. Sounds like he kept the Clippers interesting during their dark days. Jerry Reynolds, the analyst for the Kings is the corniest as they come but he has his moments. Heard there's a drinking contest over here on how many times he says some of his cac phrases . Such as "Hustling Huskie" for Isaiah Thomas, "Bayou Bomber" for Marcus Thronton and "Cisco Kid" for Francisco Garcia among others.