Yall just going leave out the King of Corp Creep mascots....
A billion served?
Ronnie Mac .... head of the biggest burger syndicate on earth.
Ronald McDonald came to our school, when I was kindergarten and 1st grade. There was an assembly for the kids , I guess it was about healthy eating and brushing your teeth or something.

:. Honestly, forgot why he was there, but I do remember he asked all the kids to smile to see who would get a prized from off the stage. So he's scanning the auditorium to see who has the biggest smile, and he picks me. I get my prize and sit back down. The same exact thing happened the next year. I've seen my pics from that time period and I was definitely snaggled tooth.
So as much as a I complain about Mickey Dees serving silly putty in chicken, GMO food, etc..they were GOAT as a youngerster.
